"DON'T PUSH IT AROUND, YOU FUCKIN' NIGGER!" -Anthony Cumia, Book Author, while savagely beating a mentally challenged man

228  2018-08-11 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

92 comments

I wish I had editing skills. Anthony's need to record his life makes him such an easy target.

You could learn how to use Adobe Premiere in an afternoon, you lazy fuck.

That's masturbating time

I probably could but I'd rather drink microbrew IPA's and let you autists do the heavy lifting

You sure gave up on your wish quickly, you lazy slob haha.

My micropeen and bloated abdomen thank you for the recognition, brothaman

Stay gold, ponyboy.

I've edited in Davinci Resolve. Its not hard. It's tedious as fuck.

All the free alternatives to adobe software is powerful but just missing something that makes it not a pain in the ass to use. I haven't used DaVinci Resolve a ton but it seems really powerful. But it's the same as Gimp and Inkscape. They can almost always get the job done but they just fucking suck to use sometimes.

Why edit in a program that's designed for color grading?

Because 1. It's Free and 2. I am not smart

Good points.

adds song to clip editing skills

No idea where the fuck he found a sad piano version of “I’m an ass man” so he probably made that too

Few things would be more satisfying than landing a straight cross on Cumio's chin as he is hitting Bobo's head with the mop handle

They canceled milo but gave this monster a book

You pay pennies on the dollar with Cumia.

Because nobody knows who Anthony is other than us.

And he wants to shut us down. Dumb ass.

We're the only thing keeping most of the O&A world alive.

I just got this visual of Anthony on PFG TV peddling his book

“There’s a couple of pages of one liners worth the entire book”

Is he not self publishing? I just assumed he was.

I'm pretty sure he went through a publisher who you pay to put it out for you but they pretend to be a normal publisher.

Pennies on the dollar!

Wow, ain't that some shit.

Sickening.

Disgusting. Except for 1:08 until the end.

God damn thank you

Imagine how difficult it would be to explain to almost any person why this whole clip is hilarious to you.

"Old lady beats retarded grandson with roll of paper towels."

Anyone who doesn't laugh is a cunt.

And yet there are threads talking about how awesome it was at the time. You nancys

These redditors got so much Opie jizz pumped into them in the draft brew house that it's leaked into their brains.

If this was a video of a white guy doing this to a black mentally challenged man, the internet would crucify him. Since this is clearly the opposite, nothing will happen to him.

(((white)))

No one uses ((())) anymore boomer.

Nice try Schlomo

Retarded is the new black

Tranthony really deserves every single ounce of hate he's gotten from this sub. He deserves to have his career ended.

i've got some really good news for you

“He deserves to have his career ended”

Said SiriusXM 4 years ago.

He deserves to have his life ended.

By a group of blacks during a home invasion.

And the last words out of his mouth would be where’s my fucking gun!?

Bobo's the best. Hes still in the audience of Cumia's show every day.

That was not an easy watch. Jesus

The best part is the fact that the piano music is “I’M AN ASS MAN!!”

(i’m embarrassed about the fact that I recognized it)

https://youtu.be/V5vmGET6Zww

He's an ass, man.

i love to love em i love to kick em

The best surprises always sneak up from behind!

Sad Piano Ass Man will be playing at my funeral

I can’t stand Bobo. But I would have loved to see him snap. And kick the shit out of Anthony.

No joke he really is human garbage.

Those two guys erupt in laughter when he says NIGGER like its the funniest thing they've ever heard. The height of comedy.

They’re getting paid by the chuckle.

Chuckles on the guffaws Pennies on the dollar I can't stop laughing when he sprays that water

Pennies on the dollar

Who’s the fat guy?

I wonder what Simon and Schuster would say if this video showed up on their twitter feed. Hmmmm

Even if you are Cumia's biggest ball washer, how can this be defended and how can you still be friends with such a monster or pay him hard earned money. He beats and berates a defenseless drunk retard and calls him Nigger, ON CAMERA! Jesus.

Because I'm not a pearl clutching faggot

Ok Cumia ball washer

Lmao OK faggot

I bet you clutch your pearls when a black guy commits a crime against a white person though and lord knows you clutch your pearls when Anthony talks about the crime in Chicago. I'm sure you were clutching your pearls over Anthony getting slapped around by that hooker he was harassing and Sirius firing him for his twitter tantrum too.

I sit in my house playing video games I don't give a shit about what nigs are up to.

How do you not get arrested for this?

The pensive, restrained taps with the mop handle make Ant look so worthless and feeble.

It's Bobo....I'll allow it.

Anthony is fucking cartoonishly villainous.

This isn’t even funny, it’s disturbing and sickening. Ant is truly a fucking ghoul.

The best is the fatboy pizza breast and his god-awful mid 90's goatee. What a fucking jerk

No filter paul is a faggot. That is all.

Meh, this is Ant at his best.

This sub is against words now

I wish during that moment Bobo lost control of himself and beat Anthony to a bloody pulp within minutes of death while everyone stares uncomfortably at the scene.

See how Anthony looks at the camera while he's hitting him. Mugging for the damn camera again.

That was a night filled with gems from the truest form of Anthony.

Someone should tweet this to Malcolm.

Is this the same night where he drunkenly planted a creepy disgusting kiss on the 17 year old child and mugged for the camera while his old sweaty ballwashers surrounded him like it was a porn theater orgy?

Fucking disgusting. This is not an entertainer doing it for the bit, this is a piece of shit too drunk and insulated by lackeys to understand what a cunt he is. He didn’t want to see his mom because he didn’t want to see his future: dying sad and alone, wondering why everyone he’d paid to love him for years wasn’t there for him. I hope Bono is there to spit in his face.

If Bono shows up to Cumia's deathbed, that will be surreal

“I hear you’s da cunt what’s been fundin ya brutha’s shitty cover band...”

I object, i doubt Bobo is a retard because why didn't he use that infamous retard strenght to beat Ant up?

I hate anth already but this is the first time I've watched this video and fuck me what is it that this piece of shit so angry about? And why is he projecting himself on weaker people, you can just feel that he has serious inferiority complex issues, the man at least at the time had millions upon millions but he still felt inferior, I'm not breaking new grounds here by saying he is a shitbag but you would hope that a person once they have money they will stop being like that, clearly not,

Anthony Cumia: Lover of trannies, beater of Aspies

Giving that mongoloid alcohol in the first place is the bigger crime. Thats like drugging an animal.

Bobo was always at his best when he got abused, Cumia commiting a crime and being racist is just perfect.

The taste of jack and coke just appeared in my mouth.

I remember them adressing this party on show, how Bobo puked and Anthony hitting him. He just brushed it off saying he wasnt that serious etc

I wonder if this video will be circulated like cake stomp when Ant is out promoting his book

Someone send this to Ant on Twitter... though his response would probably include “look around you” “obscurity” and “1 follower??”

Oh boohoo. Bobo loved every second of this. He loves attention and doesn't care if that attention happens to be abusive in nature.

Not saying Ant isn't a drunk maniac but don't let me catch you feeling sorry for that retard.

Someone should attach this in a heartfelt message to twitter

Pussy

What the fuck happened to him? I used to listen to them years ago on WNEW and then when they went to XM and he was genuinely funny. Looks like he totally went off the rails.

Can someone provide a bit of info as to what happened after he got fired from Sat radio?

His drinking skyrocketed. Literally every problem after getting fired was drinking related

The biggest thing is that he's absolutely not funny anymore, ever. Without anyone there to tell him to shut the fuck up, play candy crush, or even slightly question his viewpoints, he made the predictable descent into political rants from the same viewpoint every day. It's not even the passionate ranting of his drunken LFTC shows, which was sometimes fun to watch in a "What the fuck is with this guy?" way. He's a nervous, quivering sissy on air and he gets tears in his eyes and makes a guest leave the studio if there's any disagreeing. Guests either laugh and agree with what he says or they're not allowed on the show, and it's not a guest spot that's in high demand in the first place. They got a new studio in the city so they could get better guests but Ant's behavior and public image has gotten so bad that the guests just keep getting worse and worse. It's the most bizarre list of weird old dudes you've never heard of. All the old O&A people are on the show less and less and almost no younger comedians go near him. They had to take his name off his network. Despite being the guy who owns the network, he's terrified to not hysterically fake laugh at his guests. When Artie Lange was on the show he would show up late as fuck (if he showed up at all) and sometimes he would leave to go to the bathroom and be gone for 40 minutes. Ant acted like everything was A-OK because he's terrified of confrontation.

Artie's barely functional brain made him retell the same 5 or 6 stories (none of which are funny to begin with) on their show probably 10 times each, and every single time Ant would laugh like it was the funniest thing he had ever heard and scream "HA HA HOLY SHIT" into the microphone. At its best, it's one of the least funny shows I've ever heard in my life. At its worst it is actually somewhat disturbing and unsettling to watch Ant nervously put on a completely phony persona for 2 hours and hysterically laugh at things that are literally devoid of humor while repeating the punchline back or rephrasing his guests joke just to fill air-time.

Now that everyone working on his network is working for him, there's not a single person in his life who isn't being paid to be around him, and I'm not kidding. His brother, his sister, Keith, Keith's wife and his girlfriend are all on the payroll. I don't know if he actually pays some of his pathetic hangers-on, they may just be in it for free beer at compound "parties" of a "famous" person. Every person in his life who might try to fix his steep downward trajectory has a monetary incentive to tell him everything he does is awesome. Jim is an exception, but he's too much of a worm to criticize Anthony in any way.

Due to his army of yes-men and the fact that he will send anyone who disagrees with him on twitter "back to obscurity" (read: he blocks them), he's living in one of the largest echo-chambers in existence. It slowly eroded his good qualities and reinforced his absolute worst, until finally the train is completely off the tracks, full speed ahead (and killing Lady Di's husband).

It doesn't help that his humor is gone, so when he talks about the disturbing and terrible shit he's done he's not even being funny like he sometimes was on O&A. Some of his shows are more like confession tapes. Despite his pedophilic tendencies being one of his most unquestionably disturbing traits, he's actually spent time on his show watching videos of a 13 year old showing off her body and just humorlessly talking about how she has "great tits" and is "fuckable", because there's nobody to tell him to stop and he's somehow lost the ability to see why this is a bad idea. That's the general trend in his life now. He told a story on his show about how he fucked a girl in the ass while she was passed out drunk and asked if it was rape. When all 3 guests said that it was, he raised his fist in the air in a celebratory manner.

He has threatened to doxx his own listeners for saying mean things, and he and his brother both put up $1000 as a bounty for finding information about a person (/u/theronin23) because he was saying mean things about Joe. theronin23 died of a heart attack shortly after (this will be relevant). Anthony called the dean of a university of someone who was saying mean things about Ant online and tried to get the student expelled from the school. In one of the more interesting incidents of trolling, someone from here got one of Joe Cumia's gigs cancelled by sending Joe's racist tweets to the venue owner. This resulted in Joe going on The People's Court.

The guy who got Joe's gigs cancelled, known on here as /u/KillaKuhn was arrested shortly after. KillaKuhn went to wal-mart with his 2 year old son after taking a few percocets. He attempted to steal a sound bar with questionable audio fidelity, and when security stopped him at the door he fled the building, covered his license plate, threw his son into the back seat all willy-nilly like he was a bag of Great Value rice, and hauled ass out of there. In an effort to evade the police (who were not involved), he ran a red light and hit a vehicle. His son was ejected from the vehicle and landed in the road. KillaKuhn got out of the vehicle and without a glance at his son, ran away and hid in a tree until the cops found him.

Shortly after this happened, Ant was complaining about how online trolls are "scumbags", and in the same breath he clapped and celebrated the death of theronin23 and KillaKuhn's infant son. Again, because they were mean to his brother. There are a lot of strong contenders, but "hypocrite" might be the most accurate word to describe Anthony. He claims to be an advocate for free speech and calls his network "The Free Speech Network", but he will attempt to get you fired from your job or expelled from your university if you are mean to him. He offered $5000 to anyone who could get this subreddit shut down. He openly admitted that he's "for free speech until it gets personal" (AKA what people who are against free speech are for).

One of his favorite subjects to rant about is how black people are quick to jump to violence. However, he was arrested for domestic violence after he bit his girlfriends hand and left her with bruises probably because she found his ass vibrator after he apparently already stole hers. He talks about how black people are irresponsible gun owners but literally lost one of his.

Ant's alcoholism seems to have gotten out of control and was a clear contributing factor to the domestic violence incident. In order to get out of his felony charges, he offered to go to rehab for a month to get the charge dropped. Did he decide to take it seriously in an effort to improve himself? He claimed he was going to. Later he proudly told his audience that he started drinking again at a bar in the airport when he was leaving rehab. It's unsurprising given his personality, but the worst part of this is that on his last show before he had to go to rehab, in a clear effort to boost his subscriber numbers he asked Ronnie B and Jim Norton - probably his 2 best and biggest friends in the radio business (and life) - to come on his show. Knowing that they're both sober, this was done under the guise of it being a nice, happy sobriety party. He sat there and nodded his head while Jim and Ron both gave him genuine advice and words of encouragement and told him they were proud of him. Ant blatantly used his 2 good friends. It's pretty despicable by itself, but the fact that Ant had no problem admitting that the whole thing was a charade in the first place is just completely lacking in awareness.

Speaking of Ronnie B, to this day I think he was the only friend who truly tried to help Ant at any point after his firing and during his downward spiral. He tried to get Ant back on the right track a few times by telling him that he used to be the funniest person out of all of them, but he "got lost".

Ant was in a complete panic and almost in tears on this show despite nothing very serious happening. Not used to people telling him he's anything but perfect, Ant later went on twitter and made some bizarre statement about how Ron is "a little sensitive". Ant hasn't invited Ron, his last true friend, back on the show since that happened.

Ant's mom died in the last year after suffering from dementia. We found out that Anthony didn't go visit his mom a single time in the last 5 years of her life because he didn't want to be sad. He just left her there to die alone.

So there you go. I think I covered most of the big ones, but I definitely left a few out and this is the tip of the iceberg. Every fucking week there's some new awful shit Ant has done. It's impossible to keep track of it all (it actually would be interesting to try to document every incident). Not to mention the fact that places like reddit have made it way easier to find out about the truly heinous shit in his past (like this video)

Holy fucking shit reading this made me sick to my stomach. I had my own drinking problem and can relate to some degree, but this total level of detachment and lack of sponsors to help him is mind boggling. I wish him the best of luck because I feel there has to be some talent in that fucked up head, but after reading your summary I am just not sure.

I wish him the best of luck because I feel there has to be some talent in that fucked up head

Make no mistake, Anthony is way too far gone for any sort of redemption at this point. There was a time when I had some sympathy for him.

He has viciously attacked people for his entire career basically, but now he tries to ruin the lives of people who say mean shit to him and he doesn't see any problem with that. He blames everyone else for his problems in a genuinely nasty way.

But even that isn't so bad compared to his grooming of a 14 year old and basically everything else in this thread, which is what really leaves me with no question. Ant is a genuinely terrible person and has been for a long time.

He told a story on his show about how he fucked a girl in the ass while she was passed out drunk and asked if it was rape. When all 3 guests said that it was, he raised his fist in the air in a celebratory manner.

What episode is this? I need to see this.

It should be AA Show 63 with Pat Dixon, Kerryn Feehan and Myka Fox. Not sure what time.

It gets better alroight

That's a most excellent montage.

He's literal human garbage.

Hey deport him back to Tunisia already.

I wish I had editing skills. Anthony's need to record his life makes him such an easy target.

His drinking skyrocketed. Literally every problem after getting fired was drinking related

The biggest thing is that he's absolutely not funny anymore, ever. Without anyone there to tell him to shut the fuck up, play candy crush, or even slightly question his viewpoints, he made the predictable descent into political rants from the same viewpoint every day. It's not even the passionate ranting of his drunken LFTC shows, which was sometimes fun to watch in a "What the fuck is with this guy?" way. He's a nervous, quivering sissy on air and he gets tears in his eyes and makes a guest leave the studio if there's any disagreeing. Guests either laugh and agree with what he says or they're not allowed on the show, and it's not a guest spot that's in high demand in the first place. They got a new studio in the city so they could get better guests but Ant's behavior and public image has gotten so bad that the guests just keep getting worse and worse. It's the most bizarre list of weird old dudes you've never heard of. All the old O&A people are on the show less and less and almost no younger comedians go near him. They had to take his name off his network. Despite being the guy who owns the network, he's terrified to not hysterically fake laugh at his guests. When Artie Lange was on the show he would show up late as fuck (if he showed up at all) and sometimes he would leave to go to the bathroom and be gone for 40 minutes. Ant acted like everything was A-OK because he's terrified of confrontation.

Artie's barely functional brain made him retell the same 5 or 6 stories (none of which are funny to begin with) on their show probably 10 times each, and every single time Ant would laugh like it was the funniest thing he had ever heard and scream "HA HA HOLY SHIT" into the microphone. At its best, it's one of the least funny shows I've ever heard in my life. At its worst it is actually somewhat disturbing and unsettling to watch Ant nervously put on a completely phony persona for 2 hours and hysterically laugh at things that are literally devoid of humor while repeating the punchline back or rephrasing his guests joke just to fill air-time.

Now that everyone working on his network is working for him, there's not a single person in his life who isn't being paid to be around him, and I'm not kidding. His brother, his sister, Keith, Keith's wife and his girlfriend are all on the payroll. I don't know if he actually pays some of his pathetic hangers-on, they may just be in it for free beer at compound "parties" of a "famous" person. Every person in his life who might try to fix his steep downward trajectory has a monetary incentive to tell him everything he does is awesome. Jim is an exception, but he's too much of a worm to criticize Anthony in any way.

Due to his army of yes-men and the fact that he will send anyone who disagrees with him on twitter "back to obscurity" (read: he blocks them), he's living in one of the largest echo-chambers in existence. It slowly eroded his good qualities and reinforced his absolute worst, until finally the train is completely off the tracks, full speed ahead (and killing Lady Di's husband).

It doesn't help that his humor is gone, so when he talks about the disturbing and terrible shit he's done he's not even being funny like he sometimes was on O&A. Some of his shows are more like confession tapes. Despite his pedophilic tendencies being one of his most unquestionably disturbing traits, he's actually spent time on his show watching videos of a 13 year old showing off her body and just humorlessly talking about how she has "great tits" and is "fuckable", because there's nobody to tell him to stop and he's somehow lost the ability to see why this is a bad idea. That's the general trend in his life now. He told a story on his show about how he fucked a girl in the ass while she was passed out drunk and asked if it was rape. When all 3 guests said that it was, he raised his fist in the air in a celebratory manner.

He has threatened to doxx his own listeners for saying mean things, and he and his brother both put up $1000 as a bounty for finding information about a person (/u/theronin23) because he was saying mean things about Joe. theronin23 died of a heart attack shortly after (this will be relevant). Anthony called the dean of a university of someone who was saying mean things about Ant online and tried to get the student expelled from the school. In one of the more interesting incidents of trolling, someone from here got one of Joe Cumia's gigs cancelled by sending Joe's racist tweets to the venue owner. This resulted in Joe going on The People's Court.

The guy who got Joe's gigs cancelled, known on here as /u/KillaKuhn was arrested shortly after. KillaKuhn went to wal-mart with his 2 year old son after taking a few percocets. He attempted to steal a sound bar with questionable audio fidelity, and when security stopped him at the door he fled the building, covered his license plate, threw his son into the back seat all willy-nilly like he was a bag of Great Value rice, and hauled ass out of there. In an effort to evade the police (who were not involved), he ran a red light and hit a vehicle. His son was ejected from the vehicle and landed in the road. KillaKuhn got out of the vehicle and without a glance at his son, ran away and hid in a tree until the cops found him.

Shortly after this happened, Ant was complaining about how online trolls are "scumbags", and in the same breath he clapped and celebrated the death of theronin23 and KillaKuhn's infant son. Again, because they were mean to his brother. There are a lot of strong contenders, but "hypocrite" might be the most accurate word to describe Anthony. He claims to be an advocate for free speech and calls his network "The Free Speech Network", but he will attempt to get you fired from your job or expelled from your university if you are mean to him. He offered $5000 to anyone who could get this subreddit shut down. He openly admitted that he's "for free speech until it gets personal" (AKA what people who are against free speech are for).

One of his favorite subjects to rant about is how black people are quick to jump to violence. However, he was arrested for domestic violence after he bit his girlfriends hand and left her with bruises probably because she found his ass vibrator after he apparently already stole hers. He talks about how black people are irresponsible gun owners but literally lost one of his.

Ant's alcoholism seems to have gotten out of control and was a clear contributing factor to the domestic violence incident. In order to get out of his felony charges, he offered to go to rehab for a month to get the charge dropped. Did he decide to take it seriously in an effort to improve himself? He claimed he was going to. Later he proudly told his audience that he started drinking again at a bar in the airport when he was leaving rehab. It's unsurprising given his personality, but the worst part of this is that on his last show before he had to go to rehab, in a clear effort to boost his subscriber numbers he asked Ronnie B and Jim Norton - probably his 2 best and biggest friends in the radio business (and life) - to come on his show. Knowing that they're both sober, this was done under the guise of it being a nice, happy sobriety party. He sat there and nodded his head while Jim and Ron both gave him genuine advice and words of encouragement and told him they were proud of him. Ant blatantly used his 2 good friends. It's pretty despicable by itself, but the fact that Ant had no problem admitting that the whole thing was a charade in the first place is just completely lacking in awareness.

Speaking of Ronnie B, to this day I think he was the only friend who truly tried to help Ant at any point after his firing and during his downward spiral. He tried to get Ant back on the right track a few times by telling him that he used to be the funniest person out of all of them, but he "got lost".

Ant was in a complete panic and almost in tears on this show despite nothing very serious happening. Not used to people telling him he's anything but perfect, Ant later went on twitter and made some bizarre statement about how Ron is "a little sensitive". Ant hasn't invited Ron, his last true friend, back on the show since that happened.

Ant's mom died in the last year after suffering from dementia. We found out that Anthony didn't go visit his mom a single time in the last 5 years of her life because he didn't want to be sad. He just left her there to die alone.

So there you go. I think I covered most of the big ones, but I definitely left a few out and this is the tip of the iceberg. Every fucking week there's some new awful shit Ant has done. It's impossible to keep track of it all (it actually would be interesting to try to document every incident). Not to mention the fact that places like reddit have made it way easier to find out about the truly heinous shit in his past (like this video)

I wish him the best of luck because I feel there has to be some talent in that fucked up head

Make no mistake, Anthony is way too far gone for any sort of redemption at this point. There was a time when I had some sympathy for him.

He has viciously attacked people for his entire career basically, but now he tries to ruin the lives of people who say mean shit to him and he doesn't see any problem with that. He blames everyone else for his problems in a genuinely nasty way.

But even that isn't so bad compared to his grooming of a 14 year old and basically everything else in this thread, which is what really leaves me with no question. Ant is a genuinely terrible person and has been for a long time.