Jim took Mary Jean as his date to a wedding.

0  2018-08-11 by this_light

Whatever Ant can do, Jim can do better!

7 comments

He can do anything better but chew

Chew chew.

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A violent, drunken whore - the ideal "plus one" for a wedding.

How many tokens that cost the little fella?

At least she' over 18.

Cant stand that plastic niggarican

If you have some level of fame, regardless of how minuscule it is, and you canā€™t fuck a skanky porn ā€œstarā€ that you took as a date to a wedding then you should seriously consider killing yourself.

Donā€™t waste my time with ā€œweā€™re friendsā€ bullshit. Iā€™ve never taken a chick to an event, especially a fucking wedding, where I didnā€™t have the intention of sticking my cock into one of her holes at the end of the evening.