He works in an industry where his deviant behavior is constantly being validated and normalized, so much so that he doesn't even realize at this point how creepy and weird he is.
Jim looks like the kind of non-threatening loser that porn chicks and strippers love. A big enough dork to keep bringing them flowers or help paying to fix their car, but always too weak to actually take the pussy.
Jim seems like the kind of person to include a long note with his RSVP explaining his dietary restrictions and demanding no champagne for the toast be placed at his seat. He is a person who can't comprehend that it isn't always about him.
She’s just fun to hang out with, there’s nothing sexual! I’d tell you if there was! BELIEVE ME, I would! I just like hanging out with her, it’s a good time! I’m telling the truth!
Probably because he still does that holding his shit in to simulate a dick thing. He talked about it one day an doctor Steve explained that he was gay.
Ill fitting suit off the rack. A shirt 2 sizes too large. Crew neck under a shirt. Bald, misshapen head. This guy would be repulsive to anyone even if he were a billionaire
75 comments
1 DanishJimmy 2018-08-10
He brought a whore as his plus one to a J&S Show employee’s wedding. Klass
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-10
"HOLD ON HOLD ON, we got ScottSummersOmegaLVL on the Internet, Yo Scott, what's up brotha?"
Yeah, he looks like AIDS WILLIS
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-10
this reminds me a certain dovid
1 eloncuck 2018-08-10
Jim with the most rehearsed smile ever, his whore date with the deadest eyes imaginable.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-10
He brought a whore as a 'trophy' who will still never fuck him & he looks proud of it.
1 oanda333 2018-08-10
he's a man without options
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-08-10
Local Pastor brings Guatemalan refugee to wedding.....story at 11.....
1 JimandFred 2018-08-10
where's the tie, you flamer? Jesus H. Christ!!!
1 Dennyislife 2018-08-10
Check his instagram stories. Travis couldn't even tie his own tie and he's far more human than Jim.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-10
Dudes a millionaire and can't be bothered to get a suit that fits properly. Creep.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-08-10
Uncanny sorry for referencing this faggotry.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-10
That caption is really tryhard and unfunny, even for jim. wow
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-10
DUDEFARTSLMAO
1 insertclevereference 2018-08-10
His joke is that he “almost” did what Al Roker actually did five years ago in the White House and went to every news outlet to talk about.
He’s five years behind Al Roker humah.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-10
He also did what Al Roker did and lost a ton of weight only to become more freakish & decrepit looking.
1 enzo_trash 2018-08-10
He set the trend on taking prep tho
1 dustinmendel 2018-08-10
Is he wearing a fucking crew neck t-shirt under his shirt? Christ Alfuckingmighty.
1 jsnoots 2018-08-10
On top of being the wrong shirt he has an older one with a sloppy rolling over edge.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-08-10
Ant still would 0refer more shirts than that.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10
Guy was wearing cocktail-server shirts two at a time!
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-08-10
At least it looks better than this or this
1 enzo_trash 2018-08-10
omg, he almost made a pants poopie!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10
xD
1 pitstained 2018-08-10
That's right civvies, no tokens necessary. Now if you'll excuse me, there's half a mint waiting for me on the desserts table
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-08-10
It's bad taste to bring your pet to a wedding
1 VicDumb 2018-08-10
Oh stop, he doesn’t bite. He’s harmless.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-08-10
It’s always about shit and cum with this guy. It’s almost like he’s a homosexual
1 JustPooch 2018-08-10
Just a 55yo man bringing a literal cumbucket pornstar/hooker to a wedding where everyone knows what she does.
What the fuck is wrong with him???
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-10
He works in an industry where his deviant behavior is constantly being validated and normalized, so much so that he doesn't even realize at this point how creepy and weird he is.
1 Goblinda_Miller 2018-08-10
She's getting a little think too. Or maybe she was always that fat and gross.
1 GiygasFetus 2018-08-10
A cumbucket who is prone to irrational rage and violence, no less.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-10
Pigs.
1 netryeder 2018-08-10
Jim looks like the kind of non-threatening loser that porn chicks and strippers love. A big enough dork to keep bringing them flowers or help paying to fix their car, but always too weak to actually take the pussy.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-10
You just know he bought her the dress too.
1 Skip4play 2018-08-10
He has to be a few grand in the hole just to attend this.
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-08-10
How many sex workers' phone bills do you think he covers?
1 netryeder 2018-08-10
Jim seems like the kind of person to include a long note with his RSVP explaining his dietary restrictions and demanding no champagne for the toast be placed at his seat. He is a person who can't comprehend that it isn't always about him.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-08-10
"Youre NOT being nice, youre not giving me what I want"
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-08-10
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-10
did you see that recent clip posted with CQ talking about him during the comedy uso show in iraq?
https://old.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/932qn9/colin_retells_the_story_of_nortons_wormy_self/
1 Jimandthem 2018-08-10
She’s just fun to hang out with, there’s nothing sexual! I’d tell you if there was! BELIEVE ME, I would! I just like hanging out with her, it’s a good time! I’m telling the truth!
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-08-10
A turtle and her pay pig.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10
Two turtles
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-08-10
She does look good there, I think i'll make an effort to bust one to her, If I can forget Jim and Sam ever touched her...
1 jsnoots 2018-08-10
Who will ever want that worm?
No person could commit themselves to Jim. He is so self centered, he will be alone forever.
1 bobbacklund 2018-08-10
Probably because he still does that holding his shit in to simulate a dick thing. He talked about it one day an doctor Steve explained that he was gay.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10
B'aaaaaaaahhhhh encopresus, b'ahhhhhhhhh
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-10
LOL. also PrEP side effects
1 quasi100 2018-08-10
he's such a fucking short emaciated twirp he couldn't even find a child's suit that fit him
1 Jungies 2018-08-10
I wonder what her hourly rates are for "dates" like this?
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-08-10
Jim looks like he's older than tranth
1 Reaktif 2018-08-10
Ill fitting suit off the rack. A shirt 2 sizes too large. Crew neck under a shirt. Bald, misshapen head. This guy would be repulsive to anyone even if he were a billionaire
1 TheElDan 2018-08-10
Hope they catch her blowing the groom and the wedding gets called off. The bride and the worm will be weeping.
1 PretzlKing 2018-08-10
This IS photoshopped, right? God, his neck and head just look bizarre. He’s taken some awful pics over the years, and this may be the worst.
1 MalevolentBum 2018-08-10
"Poo poo is funny" thought the 50 year old man.
1 AfraidAbbreviations4 2018-08-10
Which one of these people has Aids?
1 SalesCunt129 2018-08-10
BOTH
1 MarkSkiddy 2018-08-10
thats a man
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-08-10
SCUUUUMGAAANG
1 timmie80 2018-08-10
Looks like Don Rickles
1 lazyblogger914 2018-08-10
Hope he went out and got new folding chairs for an after party.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-08-10
It's like there's a puppateer controlling his face muscles but he pulls up too much
1 Cumia_Box 2018-08-10
Those tits are kinda fat though
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-08-10
Her tits and ass are fake, still nice tho, even if attached to a monster.
1 GraphOrlock 2018-08-10
As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started sharting
1 PooFlavoredLollipop 2018-08-10
And actually did three seconds into it.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-08-10
Le username checks out xD
1 Scorch_PFG 2018-08-10
Fawk yeaaaah! That woulda been hilarious
1 snargfursk 2018-08-10
The suit is too big, couldn't he afford to have one tailored? Granted, putting a suit on a worm is an achievement unto itself
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-08-10
I presumed the quote was hers
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-08-10
please tell me you photoshopped his head.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-08-10
Colin described him as a ludicrous goblin with an ugly baby face. Too true.
1 VicDumb 2018-08-10
That’s a lot of tit to be showing at a wedding... Also, who’s wedding is this?
1 Dennyislife 2018-08-10
Staff guy rob. Was the old o&a intern who lied about his pool party.
1 Skank_Sinatra 2018-08-10
Is babyboy a descendant of the coneheads? Motherfucker has to be photoshopped.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-08-10
Do you think the bride's family was happy to be paying for a dinner for a sex worker just so Jimmy could have a "date?"
1 chrissurra 2018-08-10
Classy pic you can see the top of that Dominican jizz rags aroela
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-10
"HOLD ON HOLD ON, we got ScottSummersOmegaLVL on the Internet, Yo Scott, what's up brotha?"
Yeah, he looks like AIDS WILLIS
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-10
this reminds me a certain dovid
1 eloncuck 2018-08-10
Jim with the most rehearsed smile ever, his whore date with the deadest eyes imaginable.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-10
He brought a whore as a 'trophy' who will still never fuck him & he looks proud of it.
1 oanda333 2018-08-10
he's a man without options
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10
Two turtles
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-08-10
Local Pastor brings Guatemalan refugee to wedding.....story at 11.....