He would look 2x better if he just buttoned that shirt up, and stopped drinking, lost weight, got rid of the rigor mortis stiffness/bloat, and stoped with the dollar store dye jobs.

Will they be able to fix that face tho

Why do they call him Tony Two Shirts?

Because he's an enormous homo.

Cause he self identify himself as Italian

There was Titty Boy, Sam the Retard, Jimmy the Fag and Tony Two-Shirts. They called him that because he always wore two shirts.

"I'm gonna go put on one shirt then another one."

Mushy in the Middle

The shadow baron with the cloven shirts, sits high atop his devils chair in the roslyn depths - so it is written in the book of Hughes

TFW Missy hits the button on the vibrating egg remote.

The face where he realized the fun and games are over.

Malcolm in the Middle School

I’m still hilarious......