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I bet Gomez would call him out on this, too. He was the closest there was to mentioning Princess Allena.

Luis should've randomly said "my favorite singers are Prince, and Alan Thicke's son."

"Takk for the tokens, Splits. Send more."

He’s removing his fake penis

Just another reason to hate this cunt. His stupid worm head stuck in that phone like he actually has ANYTHING going on that's important. I hope it blows up and the shrapnel leaves him permanently blind.

He's probably describing to a fat waitress how much he wants to eat her pussy and also asking her to tell him about the biggest dick she ever had.

Such a cunt.

Screen addicted chode.

he's a total phone addicted faggot for sure....but can you actually blame him when he's in a room with Ant?.....I'd look for anything to relieve the boredom during one of his race rants too.

I get you're taking a dig at Ant but it's still honestly no excuse for Jim's behavior. If he doesn't want to be there, he doesn't have to be. If Ant bored him, he can just leave.

He actually looks like a sick fucking puppy

This is what you pay for,SUCKERS.

That is so unbelievably fucking rude. I know no one watches this show, but the fact that he would do that on camera too just shows he thinks his baby boy world is so important that the hundreds of watchers at home will think that him checking out of the program whenever he feels like it is okay.

What the fuck is he possibly checking? He has no interests, barely a social life, and no new career opportunities.

Having engaging conversations with friends and colleagues while maintaining eye contact is a form of a healthy relationship. Jim's just too twisted maaaannn

I love how he always complains about his career. Gee, maybe make a fucking effort at your job.

Jeez, he actually left Joey Diaz speechless. Didn't think that was possible

There’s a 15 min. clip on youtube where Jimmy checks his phone like 40 times and you can see the screen. Literally all he was doing was refreshing his Facebook page.

Time to make a facebook account and send him some unkind words and pictures.

Jesus. Now that is genuine addiction. Someone tell baby boy to check in with the other 15 year old girls for a technology addiction instead of his phoney cool addiction like drinking.

I know no one watches this show

Apparently it doesn't matter the size of the show because he did it on Rogan's podcast and that has an audience of millions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_FCV7ld_FY

Jim's self-absorbed and values the small hit of dopamine he gets from checking his social media mentions over actually being a good guest.

What the fuck is he possibly checking?

this is what makes me angry about it

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I love all the Jimmy hate. This cunt deserves every bit. Fucking worm.

I can still enjoy some old episodes and disregard all the bullshit. But any episode with long Jim stories I can't sit through. In hindsight I'm sure he is lying about almost every single one.

Nonsense. If Jimmy was lying he would have told us! Sincerely! Genuinely!

Well he is fiercely loyal

Both Ant and Jim has let smartphones destroy their careers. If they both threw that shit in the trash today and got an old Nokia or something, they might actually have something interesting and/or funny to say in about six months.

Good boy phone and naughty boy phone

That is so infuriating to watch

If I were lying to you, I'd tell you

Nothing worse than an adult man staring at a phone constantly like a teenage girl. Jimmy is a faggot, however, so it is understandable.

Guys, be gentle, he's an addict and he has just shifted to a new addiction. He simply can't help it so him looking at his phone 96 times per segment is just a manifestation of a lifetime of difficulties.

He's probably just rearranging the icons on the homepage. Trying to create the illusion for onlookers that he's flooded with crucial correspondences at all times.

Jim "recovered from all damaging addictions" Norton

If there was anyone left who still believes his "alcoholic" backstory, why would he just let himself be consumed by other addictions if he was truly in recovery? He is a complete liar and fraud. The fact he will never be invited back on Rogan is exactly what the little worm deserves.

Who here heard the Norton mention on the most recent stanhope podcast?

Nice poll but how bout u just give us the gist

Stanhope mentioned that Jim Norton would usually say something really funny then would look back at his phone. Apparently it would throw Stanhope off when he was trying to have a conversation with him on air. I think he found it rude. Also when Stanhope began talking about this he mentioned opie and Anthony to his second mic Chaillie. Chaillie (however you spell his fucking name) responds with Opie and who?. They then laughed. Seems like they’re lurkers.

what do you think he's looking at that can't wait an hour?

That gritted teeth fake grin at the end is priceless.

i truly love your hatred for this man

He used to eat fruit on Tough Crowd.

Nice poll but how bout u just give us the gist