“I’m just around so much MASCULINE ENERGY, man, I just NEED to get away sometimes, you know? Some SCUMBAGS think I use my job to surround myself with hot women like Kelsey, my trainer, and porno guests, but it’s GENUINELY not sexual, man, HONESTLY. When’s Mary Jean getting here so I can ‘fill up’?”
23 2018-08-09 by ProfessorChipperson
10 comments
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-08-09
Jim just looks like Denny with AIDS now.
1 Subeck 2018-08-09
I want to see his head separated from his body
1 standardcritter 2018-08-09
that muscular landscape of ferocity and power deserves a better face atop it.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-09
Jim is a weirdo but who put him up to wearing that shirt? That’s not his type of humor at all. It doesn’t really mesh with his personality.
I can only assume Kelsey Cook gave it to him, or more likely, they were in a Spencer’s Gifts and she giggled at it so he bought it immediately.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-09
I would bet everything I own that this is exactly what happened. It may not have Kelsey but it was undoubtedly a woman.
1 poongobbler 2018-08-09
You would lose that bet sir. It was undoubtedly a “woman” of the male persuasion. You would have lost your soiled mattress on a technicality
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-09
Because the unicorn is shooting a load. I get it.
1 Jungies 2018-08-09
He has porn stars and transsexuals on the show because they're interesting, not because he wants to fuck them.
I mean, he never has F-to-M's on the show, or male pornstars; but that's beside the point.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-08-09
I made this exact point, mister " LGTB " activist only cares about F 2 M trannies who just so happen to get fucked on camera.
Kind of like " male feminists " who propose that Women can only be liberated through fucking ugly guys.
Weasily faggots.
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-09
He’s Mary Jean’s +1 for the PornHub Awards.. He started to make it should like he got a direct invite but when he had Sam asking to go with him he admitted he was Mary Jean’s +1. She’s probably going to have unprotected sex with multiple men while they are there for the awards while Jim just meekly smiles and says it all good as they are only friends. He got dumped by one porn star, dumped by a Chatterbate shemale, and friend zoned by a part time porn star that literally will fuck anyone BUT Jim.
1 standardcritter 2018-08-09
that muscular landscape of ferocity and power deserves a better face atop it.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-08-09
I made this exact point, mister " LGTB " activist only cares about F 2 M trannies who just so happen to get fucked on camera.
Kind of like " male feminists " who propose that Women can only be liberated through fucking ugly guys.
Weasily faggots.