Norton claiming he can't maintain a relationship with a woman because nothing compares to the rush of telling dick jokes to a basement full of drunks.
Watching his completely autistic lack of social graces up close (awful eye contact, inability to listen to or properly converse with others, his chimpanzee-like table manners and adolescent food choices.)
Witnessing a situation where James "Louis hurt a lot of innocent women" Norton is easily the most genuine human being on display, next to the soulless cunt of a presenter and a celebrity chef with all the natural charm of a child killer.
2:50 "I love Louie. He was one of the first established comedians to be nice to me in New York" Then he proceeds to wash his balls even further. Fucking faggot bitch how he threw Louie under the bus was egregious considering everything he did for this worm and how Louis' "harassment" pales in comparison to what Jimmy has done live on radio. I hate that Louie went a little crazy with Hillary because Jim deserves so much more scorn for that shit.
look at Jim struggling to swallow real food, he'll need to double-up on his female training sessions & go to a meeting after letting himself go like this!
Things started to annoy me about them before I came here. But I couldn't quite pinpoint what it was. This place just tipped it over the edge and focussed my hatred. And yea I always hated Sam.
I just fast forwarded to a random moment and the first thing I heard was some fat old chef say "ya know the restaurant is a lot like a theater" and x'ed out before letting myself get angry about this
On the food...of course Norton orders the fillet, the most expensive and least flavourful cut available. He orders it because he thinks it's the "classy" option, like the Jersey trash he is. No butcher, or chef for that matter, would ever order the fillet steak - "so what, I should try that?" he says when offered the strip/sirloin. Yes, dickhead, it's far tastier than the bland, soft "filet." Try a rib-eye next time, you queer, and get it cooked rare or medium rare. What kind of cunt orders a steak "medium well?"
I get the premise of the show; Celebrities talking about their favorite food and chefs making said food live. Does that mean a chef cooked cum for Jimmy?
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1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
Highlights include -
Norton claiming he can't maintain a relationship with a woman because nothing compares to the rush of telling dick jokes to a basement full of drunks.
Watching his completely autistic lack of social graces up close (awful eye contact, inability to listen to or properly converse with others, his chimpanzee-like table manners and adolescent food choices.)
Witnessing a situation where James "Louis hurt a lot of innocent women" Norton is easily the most genuine human being on display, next to the soulless cunt of a presenter and a celebrity chef with all the natural charm of a child killer.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-08-09
Go to 9:06 and look at that whore's face.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
Horrifying. But to be fair, talking to that fake high energy dickhead of a cook looks like it would be hard work.
1 crabman3000 2018-08-09
2:50 "I love Louie. He was one of the first established comedians to be nice to me in New York" Then he proceeds to wash his balls even further. Fucking faggot bitch how he threw Louie under the bus was egregious considering everything he did for this worm and how Louis' "harassment" pales in comparison to what Jimmy has done live on radio. I hate that Louie went a little crazy with Hillary because Jim deserves so much more scorn for that shit.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-09
look at Jim struggling to swallow real food, he'll need to double-up on his female training sessions & go to a meeting after letting himself go like this!
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
He seems to be swallowing a lot of his own phlegm during the meal, possibly practicing for the loads he'll be gobbling later.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-08-09
Jim Norton can’t interact with people like a fellow human.
1 Psych555 2018-08-09
He always looks like he's trying really hard to make his face "normal" instead of just resting comfortably.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-08-09
So they choose a tastemaker who eats a few pretzels and almonds and then he calls it a day.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-08-09
The North Face. What a 50 year old faggot.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-09
10 years ago I would watch this and think, Aww lil Yimmy. Now I just want to watch the cook hack him up with a machete.
1 allenricketts 2018-08-09
I would also like to see the chef Jimmy Jimmy up with a machete
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-09
He could probably charge a decent amount for escargot.
1 streetsoforion 2018-08-09
I use to like Jim...until I started coming on here. Actually I use to like everyone before...not sam though.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-08-09
Things started to annoy me about them before I came here. But I couldn't quite pinpoint what it was. This place just tipped it over the edge and focussed my hatred. And yea I always hated Sam.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-08-09
How about “cronuts”.
1 Every1LovesLove 2018-08-09
Less than 10,000 views in 4 years.
1 EastSideDan 2018-08-09
Collin was on this show and was fucking brilliant.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-08-09
I just fast forwarded to a random moment and the first thing I heard was some fat old chef say "ya know the restaurant is a lot like a theater" and x'ed out before letting myself get angry about this
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-09
I'm surprised that food is edible with all the names Norton is dropping all over the table.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
On the food...of course Norton orders the fillet, the most expensive and least flavourful cut available. He orders it because he thinks it's the "classy" option, like the Jersey trash he is. No butcher, or chef for that matter, would ever order the fillet steak - "so what, I should try that?" he says when offered the strip/sirloin. Yes, dickhead, it's far tastier than the bland, soft "filet." Try a rib-eye next time, you queer, and get it cooked rare or medium rare. What kind of cunt orders a steak "medium well?"
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-09
"Medium Well" sounds like it would the title of a Brother Joe solo album.
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1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
Joe's hit single on the album - "Comfortably Dumb."
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-08-09
How long you been sitting on that one?
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
No, this is something else. It's spontaneous and it's called wit.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-08-09
Bollocks, as your kind says
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
Honest, guv'nor.
1 Taureg01 2018-08-09
Probably ate two bites than ordered egg whites with no seasoning and edged for 6 hours
1 laurens_tits 2018-08-09
"On todays show, mollusque Jim Norton will be eating a handful of lettuce and slowly digesting it over the next three days"
1 Dawgsie 2018-08-09
If you’d just told me this shite existed I wouldn’t have believed you.
That was fucking atrocious. Why would he do that?
1 halfwholediminished 2018-08-09
when jim starts talking about improv at 12:07 I wanna smash his face into the plate. wtf are those hand movements?
1 paulallens 2018-08-09
Nothing wets a womans panties like self deprecation.
1 Torinn88 2018-08-09
He was doing well, and even avoiding the lame sex jokes until he brought up Scarlet Johansen
1 DiploMaFF 2018-08-09
There's so much to hate about this video
1 holodog 2018-08-09
Kurt Metzger + actor Mike Starr = that awful chef
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-09
The most embarassing part is when she asks him what makes him laugh and he says "Goodfellas quotes."
We all understand what he means by that but nobody else would.
1 pyramiddust 2018-08-09
This either paid well or Jim wanted to bang the dude who produced it
1 SomeLeakage 2018-08-09
I get the premise of the show; Celebrities talking about their favorite food and chefs making said food live. Does that mean a chef cooked cum for Jimmy?
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-09
The fuck you talking about "yesterday?"
1 McGowan9 2018-08-09
Posted on this sub, you moron.
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-09
Well, fuck me running.