Wrap towel around head, prominently display firearm in waistline, brandish shitty domestic beer bottle. Now that the trifecta of cringe has been accomplished, it's time to snap a pic that will go on to live in infamy.
The only thing he can hang his hat on with the immortality of the pic: it displays his peak physical shape from the time when he was boastful about working with a personal trainer.
Wrap towel around head, prominently display firearm in waistline, brandish shitty domestic beer bottle. Now that the trifecta of cringe has been accomplished, it's time to capture the selfie that will go on to live in infamy.
The only thing he can hang his hat on with the immortality of the pic: it displays his peak physical shape from the time when he was boastful about working with a personal trainer.
21 comments
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-08-09
Heeeyyyyy, Dadddddd, whaddya think about your (pissy-eyed) son nowwwwww?
1 findthehalflings503 2018-08-09
Why is he holding a Budweiser up like it's a fancy drink? What a fuckin loser
1 jofreal 2018-08-09
Wrap towel around head, prominently display firearm in waistline, brandish shitty domestic beer bottle. Now that the trifecta of cringe has been accomplished, it's time to snap a pic that will go on to live in infamy.
The only thing he can hang his hat on with the immortality of the pic: it displays his peak physical shape from the time when he was boastful about working with a personal trainer.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-09
Niggers often hold up their drinks when they take pics.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-09
i would eat her asshole alive like a dog trying to get kibble from the bottom of a graduated cylinder
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-09
With the elastic of his yambag tickling your chin.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-09
sheepskin coinpurse
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-09
Try male body odor and the previous John's cum
1 Nah_Ming 2018-08-09
*his asshole
1 anitathequeef 2018-08-09
Well, it's good you're willing to make the extra effort, because she doesn't for blowjobs. Treats 'em like a popsicle dropped in grass.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-09
she's too demure and self conscious for the sordid world of pornography. a true lady in a sordid era
1 lowend73 2018-08-09
Hey Man, Nice Cock
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-09
Nice collection of indoors adams apple coverage.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-09
Ha. Good eye.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-09
Nice try Colombo. That's a different bathroom. And a different anthony cumia. And a different couch. And a different gun
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-08-09
And a different Sue! And a different tit job!
1 StarWarsMonopoly 2018-08-09
Different bathroom, but the listing for the hotel lists it has two bathrooms in the same suite
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-09
So in theory this picture was taken moments before sue fucked him up his ass
1 StarWarsMonopoly 2018-08-09
Or after ;)
1 jofreal 2018-08-09
Wrap towel around head, prominently display firearm in waistline, brandish shitty domestic beer bottle. Now that the trifecta of cringe has been accomplished, it's time to capture the selfie that will go on to live in infamy.
The only thing he can hang his hat on with the immortality of the pic: it displays his peak physical shape from the time when he was boastful about working with a personal trainer.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-08-09
It's all different, c'mon, the boy missed Nana's face when cumming, no emotions attached, these 2 retards are unable.
1 congelado 2018-08-09
Nice detective work detective show reference from the 70s
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-08-09
And a different Sue! And a different tit job!
1 StarWarsMonopoly 2018-08-09
Different bathroom, but the listing for the hotel lists it has two bathrooms in the same suite