Sign this big dicked alpha up for the Bassmaster's Classic

71  2018-08-09 by unclepaul84

21 comments

Piece looking heavy enough to choke a large mouth bass too.

Will Opie ever stop winning?

he's got some stank on that hang down!

He's got a mushroom cap like a large mouth Pepsi bottle

Going for the brian regan hairdo

No wonder he kept cashing those big Sirius dollars for all those years. Opie walks into a boardroom and his cock’s already been there for 5 minutes.

Thankfully Opie has always been humble about his piece, he also knows not to fondle himself at work - unlike the monkeyworm.

Its faaaaaaake!!!! O shit sorry i had to, this opie appreciation is getting on my nerves

nice thinning hawaiian punch kid hair, stupid

how dare you

Stalwart defender of traditional white American culture, Anthony Cumia, hates one of the whitest motherfuckers there is. Nice contradiction, stupid.

He's got two signs "I've gone fishing" and "I've gone fucking" and sorry baby boy Jimmy he uses worms for both.

God damn. Remember that the Opster used to come into work wearing sweatpants. How many times did Anthony say “Feed nana” to himself while glancing at that delicious bulge.

the bassmaster classic is only for largemouth bass, not striped bass, stupid.

Nobody gives a fuck, just do the bit.

Opie spends his money on vacations, his family, honorable things. He dresses and looks like the average person. He doesn't feel the need to print out pictures of his Jaguar that is 97% identical with any piece of shit Ford Mondeo.

He doesn't spend in on things that would impress little boys and girls. Other certain half monkeys that have to compensate for a small penis and the fact that they are arguably one of the ugliest human beings ever recorded on film...they feel the need to do this. To each their own I guess.

You can tell by the shadow that the Destroyer is holding the fish far out in front of him in order to make it appear larger. Veteran move from a master of optics and public image.

That's not even a keeper. Nice juvenile bass, shitdick.

WHOLESOME

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

Even on his downtime he tries to help out his fellow brothaman.

the size of that hog bulging out of those trainers

Damn Ope, you holden’!

This is why noone sees Lynsi. She can't walk from being pounded most of the time.