I genuinely didn't understand what you just said, but no I've never flung a gooey load at a girl's face.. Maybe when I was 15/16 and first fucking around, but after that nah. Either finish in the pussy or get your ass licked (no homo)
Dude I have loads of childhood trauma I barely wank at all. No chance of me doing something like that. I can't even piss with people around. Fap literally x2 a week at most and it a chore. Then I go on rampages once or twice a year where it's easy to get laid because i'm full of anger, confidence, cum & rage
It's 2018. Why isn't there a device that will scan my traffic lights and tell me exactly how hung over I need to be to try to change them with my garage door opener?
19 comments
1 ShutYourCakeHorn 2018-08-07
Self-obsessed cunt.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-07
I wouldn't mind flinging some good in her hair like Multiple Migs
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-07
I don't think i've ever given a girl a cumshot before in my life. Srs. "Right in the cunt" is my motto feelsgoodman
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-07
You haven't shot one in a necklace box and watched the joy in her eyes turn to disappointment when she unwrapped it?
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-07
I genuinely didn't understand what you just said, but no I've never flung a gooey load at a girl's face.. Maybe when I was 15/16 and first fucking around, but after that nah. Either finish in the pussy or get your ass licked (no homo)
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-07
Oh sorry, you never came inside a giftbox like a ring or necklace would be in and gave it to your favorite gal?
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-07
that sounds like a norton move to me
that scccumbag didn't like my gift so I took my cashews and left the apartment
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-07
I never said I've done it. I was just wondering if you have
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-07
Dude I have loads of childhood trauma I barely wank at all. No chance of me doing something like that. I can't even piss with people around. Fap literally x2 a week at most and it a chore. Then I go on rampages once or twice a year where it's easy to get laid because i'm full of anger, confidence, cum & rage
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-08-07
Isn't this why women wear makeup so they don't have to worry about skin breakouts?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-07
Ironically makeup makes your skin break out, which if you don't slather it on like a painted up whore isn't a problem.
1 killakamkam 2018-08-07
i hate these girls that worry about their skin but stuff their face with starbucks, bullshit workout tea and sugar
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-07
big tits literally stop being nice at the age of 18-19. then they drop quicker than ms13 during a drive by.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-07
True that.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-08-07
She seems less funny in this picture for some reason
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-08-07
she spends more time thinking about garage jokes than applying make up
1 Sueable 2018-08-07
Jim did fuck her, she got his AIDS
1 Sueable 2018-08-07
Fuck You faggot
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-07
There is, it's this sub. And here is your first diagnostic review: too much obsessed scrubbing with harsh chemicals. Wrinkles don't wash off, stupid.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-07
It's 2018. Why isn't there a device that will scan my traffic lights and tell me exactly how hung over I need to be to try to change them with my garage door opener?
1 DamonTyler 2018-08-07
I used an app to try an scan my face but I was so hungover I scanned my garaged door opener