Reminder: SelfCuttingGirl is a 40 year old man with a brand new iPad

165  2018-08-07 by DildoRenter

19 comments

We should all pretend to be little girls so that Anthony can buy us nice things.

But he does nice things for ALL people, ages 8-80!

But mostly between 12 and 17

... Months.

HOLD ON HOLD ON

12 and 17 MONTHS before they are BORN

Good one, Chip

Except his mother.

Well it's hardly brand new at this point.

Oh, literal /u/SteakSauce66.

I think that's Anthony's reasoning for not dating anyone legal.

I got Ant to pay my student loans by pretending to be a 14 year old girl who’s dad isn’t in the picture

And by being a 14 year old loves that loves making 70s television references.

"Man, that Mannix is awesome"

Nana: "Did you see McMillan & Wife last night? Golly, that program is the bee's knees."

Getting Cumia incarcerated for being a pedo with a black cellmate would be a fitting end to his documentary.

Well it's not new anymore. This happened years ago.

Joke's on him, IOS updates likely slowed that thing to a crawl by now.

Thanks for spoiling everything.

that ipad is from at least 4 generations ago.

Actually he’s closer to 45 at this point. And the girl Ant thought he was talking to is still underage.

You have to take care of your possessions dude

I thought it was a Macbook, no? I think the the dude posing as selfcuttinggirl said he got an ipad from another suitor, if Wackbag is the bible of truth, which I personally think it is.