My Tony Two Shirts account just got a nice send off.

114  2018-08-07 by OpieEatsBoogers

60 comments

He didn't comment on your number of followers, looks like he's finally going off-script.

That account was set up and blocked by Nana in under an hour.

All that for calling him a hypocrite and pointing out he was in jail for domestic violence when he tweeted about the allowing inmates in NY free phone calls.

He proudly displayed his mugshot on his Artie and Anthony show and the stupid cover of his book is practically bragging about having been in jail. He wants to play the victim of a system that is after free speaking "conservatives" like him, and he won't admit to the reasons why he was fired and put behind bars. We all know why, and it's because he can't sell subs and books to the audience he's going for with the REAL reasons he's where he is now.

he's an excellent cuckservative, at least.

"I won't marry a girl until my brother has cum in her."

Was Tony ever behind actual bars? Or was it a dark green door with a little window on it.

I think he was in one of those holding cells with a lot of his fellow niggers until he was bailed out. I don't know what the Nassau County Jail looks like from the inside, but you know who does?

Im pretty sure no jails have bars anymore unless they were built before the 70s

Thats just a TV/Movie thing

Maybe Rikers does but that place is hell on earth to begin with

He only spent two nights and one day behind bars, and a major portion of it was in the hospital, handcuffed to a stretcher. Tranpa claims he was there to get some sort of heart medication he takes, which I think is complete horseshit, as no jail I've ever heard of would give a flying fuck about what meds you're on or what drugs you're taking, because it's not their problem, and the moment those cuffs go on your rights go out the fucking window.

What I think actually happened was that Nana used her alcoholism as a get out of jail free card. Alcohol withdrawals can actually kill you if your dependency is severe enough, and while jails despise addicts and generally treat them like shit, they'd be in a world of shit if one died shitting themselves on the floor of their facility. There's no way to really gauge someone's dependency on alcohol, so if Nana says "Yeah I'm starting to get the DT's, if I don't get a benzo or a drink I'm gonna seize out." The cops may feel compelled to get them to the hospital to avoid a potential lawsuit. Or they could let him seize out and see if he's full of shit or not, as many jails have and continue to do.

He was able to escape prison with that excuse too. His expensive Jew lawyer helped him go to a resort spa "rehab" to not have felony convictions on his permanent record. Why doesn't Anthony ever talk about the stent in his heart?

Same reason he doesn't talk about Kurt Love.

His heart brought underage pussy to his heart?

The heart wants what it wants.

Raging alcoholic Jim Norton is prone to daily involuntary arm spasms and blinking fits as a result of his 36 years of alcohol withdrawal.

Cuckstitution*

victim of a system that is after free speaking "conservatives" like him

I really don't understand this logic that they're so unfairly persecuted.

Most of them are douche bag trolls, not studious intellectuals.

If they want to espouse Conservative views and not get banned/blocked/critisized maybe try reading some fucking books and studies. Maybe try mirroring the rhetoric styles of real Conservative intellectuals like the people at National Review, Weekly Standard, WSJ, reason.com, etc... instead of mirroring the rhetoric of backwoods dipshits like Alex Jones, Ted Nugent, Tomi Lahren, and the creepy "Educating Liberals" twitter guy

Its hard to take any of these people seriously when all they do is act offended or try to offend other people.

Maybe talk about ideas and solutions, not rail against 'libruls' and try to get a rise out of them like a grade school bully

/\ fag

Nana is alt-right, you see, some sort of closet liberal.

Anthony isn't a "conservative" at all. He definitely doesn't understand "conservatism" as a political concept at all and he's not socially "conservative" at all either. He's a former cocaine dealer/user, a heavy boozer and reckless gambler, he hits women, lusts after underage girls, ignores traffic laws and common sense gun safety and he charged his own fans to watch him giggle like an idiot as a drooling heroin addict cratered his own show.

I wonder how many times Anthony has voted in a local election...or any election at all? What's he ever done to further any genuine political cause he "believes in"? Shaking his head in disgust and tweeting about stories he reads on Yahoo News? He's a big fucking fraud, just another noisy gasbag, no different than the "liberal" whiners he incessantly bitches about.

I love your name

I love you both

If there’s a god, hell be murdered by beautiful white people.

You are doing God’s work.

Anthony must have used to look around at the surrounding walls of the crackhouse and Joe lived in just hating himself and his life. Luckily Opie plucked him out of obscurity. Anthony would legit be dead or in jail if it wasn't for the brotherman.

Welcome back to obscurity. You have been missed.

Every time he responds by blocking us when he gets trolled acts as further evidence of how we speak the truth and the things we say are actually destroying his mental well-being. If it didn’t bother him I imagine he wouldn’t take the time to direct message whoever it was trolling him, with some dumbass shit he says to everyone he blocks, and never gives anyone a chance to respond because he’s such a bitch and he knows we are right in everything we say. We must continue to keep this child fucking, tranny loving, alcoholic, Xanny bar eating old faggot in check.

Wonder why he’s not using that ‘back to obscurity’ line anymore????

I'm sure the complete punchline it became had nothing to do with it.

Blocking after sending you a DM is such an beta move. Alpha Omega Opie just blocks and moves on.

Well look at how Ant used to handle phone calls with listeners who disagreed with him...

He ALWAYS had to get the last word in.

Even if that meant yelling like a deranged woman on her period

"DONT BLAME WHITEY!!!!!!!!!"'- Anthony Cumia sticking up for us whites in 2008

I took advice from someone in here and recently fucked with cumia on twitter, and then blocked him before he got a chance to dm and block me. I checked later and he blocked me. He must have been so pissed that he couldnt dm first

He probably called you a pussy. Because it only works when he does it.

How does he think this is a stinging burn to anybody? How do you not read that out and feel pathetically overcompensating?

Congratulations

You know it's funny cause he added two exclamation marks.

He's still hilarious

Add a couple more exclamation points you faggot that’ll really tell us you’re not upset.

The delicious irony of him trying to act like he isn’t upset with the “Haha!!!” at the end despite it being in a reactionary hate-DM to someone he could’ve just blocked quietly

As well as Tony Two Shirts, he’s also known as Tony Take-A-Look-Around-You

It's funny when he blocks you right after that so you can't send picture of your happy family, healthy mother, and infinitely better PC setup

Cm equal child molester

What his sycophant fans don't realize is this is exactly what he thinks of them, and everyone without a career in "entertainment"

But anyone can have Anthony’s life. His girlfriend is a 6.5, he drinks garbage beer, and all he does is watch TV and go on Twitter. He does nothing to be jealous of at all. Does he see himself as some sort of world traveler or something?

No one traveled more than Anthony Bourdain...

Yeah, seriously, who makes makes multiple accounts and spends all their time being belligerent on twitter?

(Reminder: Ant is on his 3rd account and averages 50+ tweets a day)

I’m loving all this hate and thought that these people put into a radio show.

how does one bask in reality

having a few dozen Bud Lights in you helps

What's nana' nick on black twitter?

I mean, in your case, he's not wrong

Look around at your shithole with the uncontrolled internet connection!!

It's funny - I thought this was the message Ant received, not on he'd sent. And it's entirely plausible reading it that way.

He’s right. You’re quite pathetic.

At least he's not a alcoholic pedo.

"HAHA! Now excuse me as i go back to playing cards with five other mentally handicapped individuals while i guzzle Bud Light with Fox News blasting in the background at an uncomfortably high volume. "

Not even a heroin junkie wanted to nod off next to this asshole and he thinks he's the shit

Haha take a look around you Haha! I stopped using the obscurity line haha because everyone made fun of me haha so now I haha say this haha instead haha! Haha my life couldn't be better haha! Haha haha!

Score !

It's funny because we literally bask in how shitty his unemployed life has become

Everyone of these messages he sends sound like he's talking to himself.

Nana hasn't basked in any reality or natural sunlight in years.

Opie doesn't DM people he blocks.

What's sad is Ant writing all these missives to strangers about how they are sad for taking their time to denigrate him. He has no ability to recognise irony.