If i was standing out in the rain, what would you do?

I'd call the cops and tell them there's a chocolate lady casing the neighborhood.

I'm so good at getting out of terry stops

in the hood this is referred to as "Zimmering" a nigga

I’d put a bag over your head and throw you in my van

This Colin guy is a closet gay who gets triggered by the sight of black men because he secretly wants to be bukaked by thick black cock while be humiliated & degraded with racial slurs directed at him while gulping down gallons off African American jizz.

Is this a joke? Because I guess I forgot to laugh

This guy doesn't laugh much.