I made some eggs today. They were good when they were hot. I put them to the side for a moment and they got cold. They didn't taste as good when they were cold.
He really should. He has already said that MGMT had come to him privately a few times about Ant's racial stuff. I believe it too. Should say Ant sabotaged everything with his racist obsessions to the point that no one could save him after he crossed the line and harassed that black woman.
Why does Jimmy have to stop and have breakfast during a show that lasts 2 hours and 34 minutes?
Why does Jimmy have to then leave for 15-20 minutes to go shit after his breakfast?
Just have a protein bar and do your job, stupid. Like the rest of us. What a fucking princess he is. Can you imagine Stern stopping the show to have breakfast then shit? Norton is a fucking total idiot.
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Jimmy was legitimately so angry an intern got the wrong muffin he threw it against the window and berated the intern for 3 solid minutes, and this wasn't a bit. He was FURIOUS the intern forgot what his favorite type of muffin was.
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1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-08-06
He emailed the guy who owns the smoothie kiosk at his gym because they discontinued his favorite size. #WormHoles
1 KillerKuhn 2018-08-06
Well there's our new phrase for diva Jim Norton.
1 StarWarsMonopoly 2018-08-06
Can Chicken Pox be Ant's?
1 ok_to_sink 2018-08-06
Smoothie Queen Norton.
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2018-08-06
He's too dense to be a #NeutronStar
1 buzzkill_ed 2018-08-06
They should know he's a size queen.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-08-06
Smoothies are too manly. It was veggie juice.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-08-06
I made some eggs today. They were good when they were hot. I put them to the side for a moment and they got cold. They didn't taste as good when they were cold.
1 late_50s_why 2018-08-06
Jizz boi eggs mother fucked you
1 TheElDan 2018-08-06
Prayers are with you during this trying time.
1 EEightyFive 2018-08-06
This faggot doesn't even eat real eggs either.
Mehhhhh my egg whites.
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-06
With mustard.
1 Broken_stoic 2018-08-06
That sounds fucking repulsive. Imagine his breath after eating that.
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-06
Better than bleach like when he saw the Viking.
1 db111 2018-08-06
Mustard with eggs is a stereotype of German, Dutch, & Scandinavians.
Was he doing this before he met his "girl"?
1 urprobsmkemydicksoft 2018-08-06
it's a creamy wine and mustard sauce though, not fucking yellow mustard from packet like shartbreath mcworm
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-06
Yes. I remember him bitching in O&A days of not having the mustard on the side.
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-08-06
Opie should just call Nana a drunk racist pedo who cannot stop talking about black people.
1 oandauser 2018-08-06
He really should. He has already said that MGMT had come to him privately a few times about Ant's racial stuff. I believe it too. Should say Ant sabotaged everything with his racist obsessions to the point that no one could save him after he crossed the line and harassed that black woman.
1 StarWarsMonopoly 2018-08-06
*Got his ass beat by a black woman
1 RBuddCumia 2018-08-06
If he does that I will bow to the Opester.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-08-06
The egg is actually Anthony's egg. No wonder he gets so flummoxed.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-06
That's a real mother fucker man
1 SwampYankee 2018-08-06
wormshells
1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2018-08-06
Opie eats his eggs raw like Rocky.
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-08-06
Goes good with a BEWSST. Sam, where we at with the BOOSSST?
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-08-06
Don't forget if those eggs don't come with mustard Jim will MOTHERFUCK everyone!
1 opiesucks 2018-08-06
Jimco White
1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-06
Why does Jimmy have to stop and have breakfast during a show that lasts 2 hours and 34 minutes?
Why does Jimmy have to then leave for 15-20 minutes to go shit after his breakfast?
Just have a protein bar and do your job, stupid. Like the rest of us. What a fucking princess he is. Can you imagine Stern stopping the show to have breakfast then shit? Norton is a fucking total idiot.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-06
This is what happens when you live with your parents well into your 20s/30s.
Arrested development... Too used to being catered too & the attention being on him when he whines.
Sad really.
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1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-08-06
James L. Norden, failed cartoonist, absconder of funds and punctilious egg enthusiast. #eggsoutforNorden
1 crookedmile 2018-08-06
I bet DDJ has this reading material prominently displayed in his kitchen like a faggot
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-08-06
Aww baby boy!
1 patio87 2018-08-06
Jim checkout of a hotel in the middle of the night waking up the staff because they didn’t have goose down pillows for him.
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2018-08-06
Jimmy was legitimately so angry an intern got the wrong muffin he threw it against the window and berated the intern for 3 solid minutes, and this wasn't a bit. He was FURIOUS the intern forgot what his favorite type of muffin was.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-06
Can you please provide a link to this.
1 lela5go 2018-08-06
I don't remember GOH bitching about a "Foot thing falling on his foot" like a fucking bitchhhhhh either
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-06
Better than bleach like when he saw the Viking.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-08-06
This is what happens when you live with your parents well into your 20s/30s.
Arrested development... Too used to being catered too & the attention being on him when he whines.
Sad really.