AMA Request: Gregg "The Destroyer" Opie Hughes

48  2018-08-06 by onadoor

6 comments

Diiiiiiiiip

Die.

This bit cannot die fast enough.

It's great tho. Great for all the ppl who are having so much fun with this "ironic/half-serious Team Opie" thing. When u look back on this thing with same amount of shame as:

✔#StandWithAnt

✔Calling yourself a Pest in the OandA Army

With this bit, u know share a common bond with Opie Hughes. This bit is like his:

HOW DOES THAT FEEL? HOW DOES THAT FEEL FUCKER!!!

I don't mean to sound too vulgar, but you sir, are a darn stick in the mud!

Whoa, easy there guy.

REEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Opie’s Twitter suggests that he thinks we’re Quasimodo-ing him. Maybe in the first day. But he has landed some truly well-placed punches the past few days.

Opie, we broke your balls for being such a corny dad and marrying a hot woman and presumably great mom who had a past not unlike most women. You also used to yell and lie too much. No hard feelings; we’ve settled our differences.

On the flip side, we’ve always defended your spotless criminal record and attraction to (and numbers put up of) consenting adult females. Give us another chance.