Faggots

A convicted nigger and a fake recovering addict slug.

A convicted nigger

Mr. Cumia, the court hereby convicts you of being a nigger

As customary, you will be sentenced to a life of crime, bad financial choices and unwarranted self-esteem. You may swagger out.

Jimmy and his ironic faggot smile is punch able

Fear grimace, like the faggot member of the chimp troop who presents his anus to the alpha chimp. Please don't rip me apart and eat me, pound my ass till you cum instead.

Is that, uh... factual? Chimps are terrifying.

He meant to say "alpha Chip," but there is no such thing, so it's just Norton presenting his ass to a Scandinavian part-time firefighter.

Most likely, beta mice would do this in a social experiment

Is that, uh... factual?

Yeah, sure why not.

I would've been more comfortable staring at the Sun than those two ugly queers

One makes you blind, one makes you wish you were.

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It's like someone whittled Ant's teeth out of wood

We're two guys who are such ghouls we have to drug and rape children or fuck prostitutes to get laid!

An admitted statutory rapist and allegeded child molestor on the left and a guy who fucked a passed out girl in an XM studio on the right.

Don't forget that the passed out girl was also under 18.

And that jimmy was totally sober so there’s no excuse on his part.

But at least they didn't have to go to Thailand, amirite?

He just needs to bite them into submission

....yeah, so?

A rare shot of Nana without her dentures.

Ugly fucking subhumans

Perfect caption. Not an Opie fan, yet, but you can't fault the guy for fighting back, unless you are one of those two jabronie faggots.

So perfectly stated. If I could give you a handy, I would.

Jim makes so many Opie references it's actually annoying and predictable. Not only does he refer to Opie, but he uses his bits, he uses his show format, his studio, his mic, his interns, the network that hired him through which Jim now has a career. Jim even uses common Opie phrases like "Fair Enough" and so many others. Every time I hear Jim do it, I cringe. Opie might not be a quick wit, but he's pretty damn good at steering the ship. Something Jim couldn't do, though he tried and tried. Take your medicine stupid Norton. Your ticket is up.

I use fair enough a lot and i'm always sure to throw the Sir in at the end

Once it became cool to shit on Opie, Jim decided to say that Chip was based on him.

hi opie

Dude, no shit. Ever since Gregg had his 100,000+ twitter member purge this sub has been taken over by Opie alts and ball lickers. Nobody is falling for this shit.

Again, just loving that you hate it. I've been here forever, stupid. Take off the foil hat and take your medicine for liking Ant and Jimmy. Two fags that you adore. Do you wear panties like Jimmy? Do you like guys to fuck you like Ant? Which one is your fave, blowing a guy or being fucked by a guy?

I WISH I had that flabby titted bastards money, but I'm not him. I just hate Jimmy and Stern and Ant with a passion. It's nice to see the tide turn and guys like you get all butt hurt though. Truly enjoying your pain.

Two fucking faggots

Reminder: These guys made a career making fun of what other people look like while making a habit of avoiding a mirror at all costs

I'll at least give it to old Jimmy; he always admitted that he was ugly and unfuckable. Ant always, to this day, thought he was handsome and spergs out like a teenage girl when you make fun of his numerous flaws.

"INDIVIDUALLY PLACED FOLLICLES!!!"

Yeah whatever Dracula...

Lol. I think they actually like it

A pedophile and a woman beater pose for a photo. Then Norton steps in.

They look like two hungarian FOBs, one is the other's pimp.

on the right, the faces in the background represent the duality of Jim's arm flapping, shit eating, obnoxious attempt at masculinity and the other, a sheepish transvestite peeking out from the peckahs- er, shadows.

One makes you blind, one makes you wish you were.