Every McD’s advert will start featuring dolphins exclusively soon, as if we all don’t know they’re all loud arseholes.

Pandering monkeys 🐼 🐵 🐬

Well basically some bitches from some college developed straws that prevented date rape, but it coincided with California or some other progressive shithole wanting to ban straws for their toxic influence on the environment (while ignoring niggers and spics and other obvious negative influences).

So what we have here is a perfect example of how Opie is actually awesome and you should download his podcast.

Lol California is a shithole? I’m from the EastCoast but been everywhere in the US & shithole doesn’t seem like a good description for the golden state when compared to places like Arkansas or West Virginia.

Basically, an enterprising young fella was sitting on a warehouse of paper straws nobody wanted, because who the fuck wants paper straws, so he hatched a plan...

what about sharpies in the pooper. whete we at