Both Anthony and Jim look like complete dogshit next to this. Opie's 6 years older than Wormy, too.

Yeah, handsome as fuck. He could be Mel Gibson's stunt double.

He Coulda shoulda been a model.

Woulda been if he didn't have the gift of gab.

I’d buy the book.

Some guys have all the luck, money, and tits.

Do you think Ant is mad/jealous at tits for not fully taking advantage of his pure white blood?