A reminder to the worm and crater face

74  2018-08-05 by MiniChipper

If it wasn't for Opie, you two high school dropouts wouldn't be shit. Both of you are dregs on society. Why don't you do the world a favor and both kill yourselves.

14 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-08-05

They'd keep their heads on a swivel if they knew what was fuckin' good for them.

1  earlsgrandma 2018-08-05

Lambchops

1  AsianAnalParty 2018-08-05

The next party at the "compound" would have to be like a Jonestown reenactment for me to be happy.

1  SuperToes845 2018-08-05

Preferably with those toe trigger shotguns they used to mention at least once a week.

1  FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-05

Did Jim really never complete high school? What sour proof on that?

It wouldn’t surprise me that the turdling neglected his studies in order to attend meetings, but let’s hold ourselves accountable to the truth.

1  MiniChipper 2018-08-05

You might be right. He may have been a nerd who got straight A's, but that didn't fit with his recovering addict/tough guy comedy persona.

Is there really anything real about Jimmy?

1  SuperTrucker76 2018-08-05

You forgot thuggish wigger...

1  Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-08-05

I remember he said he failed everything except English

1  diva_tears 2018-08-05

He graduated high school, then dropped out of community college.

1  danTHEdikc 2018-08-05

/#TwoSomethingStupid

1  AiCPearlJam 2018-08-05

Jim would be hanging out and touring hotel open mics with Bob Levy had Opie not allowed him to be on the show.

1  VaginaEleven 2018-08-05

Sam Rogers

1  MutemyTV 2018-08-05

Worse case scenario if opie and ant never meet is Opie is doing a radio show spinning records somewhere. Not bad. Where would Jim be? Ant would still be married to his wife and doing hvac work in an attic in July.

1  MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-05

Ant would be in jail after fucking the kid he inevitably had with his ex because in this timeline he doesn't have enough money to move up to long island 5's from his jersey 2 wife.