bitch got buttcheeks on her back

I just wanna go to town on that blubber with a flensing knife.

So brave and inspiring... Somebody get it a comedy special.

Wow, I've been fucking around on the internet since like 1996 and I never seen nothing like this.

Pro Tip: when you go to feed her keep your palm flat so she doesn't bite your hand.

it still bit me daddy

Killing it girl.

Herself?

She looks like one of the things in the bar in Total Recall.

Nice melted hourglass figure

She missed a spot with the sunscreen.

Absolutely abhorrent. What kind of a weak-willed zilch do you need to be to get this bad?