Wigger Rich - "The Story of Anthony"

404  2018-08-05 by WiggerRich

119 comments

“I don’t mean a lawsuit, I mean his cock in a dude.”

He really does beat and bite. Awesome.

HuGHES Crew!!!!

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Couldn’t go all in with the “E-Rock army nigga”

Erock army nigga

Streets b talkin.. streets be saying anthony is a faggot

Nigga Rich ... a national treasure

HUGESSCREW

This is the song of the summer

Despacito 2: The Story of Anthony

Despa-pedo

This makes me so happy.

Hughes Gang 4 Lyfe

Or at least for a other few days...

about twice as long as it takes for the bit to wear out its welcome

Hughes crew fuckface

Twitter: @WiggerRich

"The Story of Anthony"

Lyrics:

Big titties aside, Vic Henley’s aside /

Analyze why the show really died /

See, Opie was the skipper... He was the ship steerer /

Ant was the drunk pirate that sunk it in the river /

Anthony was a fake friend, a snake in the grass /

Stabbing his Tunisian knife right in Gregg Hughes’ back /

Anthony was the liar, he even cheated on his wife /

And has anorexic girlfriends he beats and he bites /

He hates his own race damn.. ain’t it silly /

Black man in the Klan, Anthony is Clayton Bigsby /

His hair all jacked up like it got struck by lightning /

His ass all backed up like it got fucked by "Lightning" /

Yea I think the truth is he really got Sue'd /

I don’t mean a lawsuit, I mean his cock in a dude /

Anthony you really are a piece of scum motherfucker /

Love your girls too young and got a bum for a brother /

His hair all jacked up like it got struck by lightning

His ass all backed up like it got fucked by "Lightning"

applause

Line of the day right there

This is all amazing but the last 6 lines might be the best you've ever wrote

you have no right to be this good

He sucks

Someone's jealous

Missed opportunity for "You are hiding a child, let that boy come home." about Sue.

Dead beat mother fucker playing border patrol.

Can you please post all the others on your YouTube as well?

Yea I’ll try to do that tomorrow sometime

Poetry

I wish I could share this with another human being.

Do you have Twitter? Share it with Anthony.

he said human being not human garbage

They aren't people.

None of my faggot friends find this sub funny. I've tried to force it on them many times. They're not offended they just don't get it. I think you have to know o and a, and it's also an acquired taste, this sub is.

My buddy is sort of into comedy shit and couldn't get into it. I tried bringing him during the killa Kuhn saga, oh well. More dead baby jokes for me.

As you’re trying to explain years of inside jokes and convince them to listen to a 3hr long video on youtube, they’re just politely feigning interest, pretending like they get why some obscure dumb reference is funny, and reacting to every last phrase of every sentence... it’s the worst.

"hey, want to check out this funny 2 minute video? I just have to explain to you first, the last 20 years of history of a now defunct radio show"

🔥🔥🔥 as usual. The ending line just made me want a full song on Joe though

Anthony, you really are a piece of scum, motherfucker.

I was really hoping for a motherhukkah line to follow.

This is your best one yet.

Blackccents are a tough one man.

This is so fucking brilliant.

I was here

Erock army nigga

You're really good at rapping.

/u/wiggerrich

You should have called him a Barbary pirate

This is the best one yet. Thank you, King.

Wigger Rich is much better rapper than Chris Kuhn and that's saying a lot.

"When aspiring radio stars hit the lottery and go broke"

Best one yet. Bravo

Peel it back layer by layer.

Vury good. That one earns a plug. Wigger Rich tell everyone where you are going to be this weekend

Dude we’re gonna make your twitter blow up. That’s what we do here.

Puttin up numbahs

[https://youtu.be/UPw-3e_pzqU](every time I think this sub is dead...)

cool points out the window on this one

I'm frustrated with this Opie bullshit but this sure makes it easier to stomach. Don't be a stranger now, WR.

All the pain was worth it.

Sticky this.

Timely and brilliant. Eminem aint got shit on you.

Awesome man, bravo

More Cumia balleashing from the hack, Wigger Rich. Fuck off

Are.... Are you retarded?

I want this hack to die a violent, awful death.

Sir u/wiggerrich is not Jim Norton.

I agree. Overrated faggot that people suck his dick.

Yes.

BRAVO !

So good! Thanks WR. Especially loved the Piggy Boy shout out at the end.

Easy money

I would listen to your non-O&A music

I’ve never made non-O&A Universe music.. this is my only purpose.

You should. You’ve got skills

No he shouldn't. There's something about the purity of him only using this gift to make fun of Opie and Anthony radio personalities that's truly beautiful.

You know your audience and you're loved here. Just make one a month.

Then release a twelve track album at the end of the year.

Shoulda gone with "Bam"

But what do I know.. I just fill my thermos up with whiskey and coffee and strap into the cockpit every morning like a good union pilot.

I'm not lying: It's my birthday today, and this is the best gift I've gotten

Brings a tear to me eye

You can say whatever you want about the moral compass of this place, but there's a lot of talent here.

This place has more frustrated artists than the Third Reich.

Where we at with the Lucky Strikes?

Did you enjoy the Führer's birthday?

ME: It’s not the wheel it’s the fawkin’ carousel I’ve been doing dis since I was 18

I enjoy the way you say Opie

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Norton should play this on his show, it doesn't say anything untoward about him or that cunt sam.

art

God damnit, enjoy your gold! Fucking amazing, and honestly brilliant lyrics!

Fuck bro, this is a surgical summer. Anthony really is taking Ls out here.

”Fat titties aside” haha lost my shit

Incredible

God damn this was good. By far the best one yet

I am scared at the amount of production value this has. Why are you doing this?

Are you secretly El-P?

Joe Cumia, we commin for you nigga !

something early 2000s about the background mixes. love it

This is a fucking BANGER

With u/Porsalin, u/BeigeFrequency and u/WiggerRich there's more talent and humour here than anything Jim/Ant/Opie have done in years.

Give this guy a grammy!

This had me in stitches. I hope the Opester appreciates it

DROPPIN👏DISS👏TRACKS👏ON👏PEDOS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐👑👑👑👑👑👑💨💨💨

You are the only thing that doesn't disappoint in the O&A universe

wow, there is a lot of talent on this sub. nicely done.

I don't know how I could ever explain this to someone else

I was thinking the same thing when I heard the beat he used, I can’t tell my hip hop friends about it and get excited because I feel like a faggot for listening to a diss record by an unknown about a washed up shock jock.

This is one flip-flopping white boy. Buy "white boy" I mean Wigger... and by flip flop I mean "Rich"

I DM'd this to Anthony - lets see what he thinks. https://i.imgur.com/1hz0XKp.png

The turning coating motherfuckers in this sub. I love this timeline.

Hughes Gang, Represent Nigga!

This is the pinnacle.

YOU ARE HIDING A TRANNY

Wigger Rich

I thought this was going to be a Rich Vos thing lol

ME: Vury good.

your flow and voice here is like listening to jay z speak on opie & anthony, and that makes me so fucking happy

Fawkin homerun!

Wigger Rich is whack as fuck.

Dude, you know your shit is weak and this is the only place where the low hanging fruit Juggalos put you over. You bring this shit to the city and you're getting laughed at.

Hurry up and downvote me before anyone sees... This is embarrassing. Just like the Real Ass Podcast song is gay and all of your gay shit.

Go back to wrapping tacos at the bell. You'll still be a wrapper that way.

I agree with this guy, downvote away.

If you want to rap, just go back to wrapping tacos at the bell.

Nice phonetic joke in writing, stupid.

Think outside the bun, bitch.

Ssshhheeeiiitt nigga got served nigga!

🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥

Fire, where's the download link so I can listen on the go?

FLAMES

His hair all jacked up like it got struck by lightning

His ass all backed up like it got fucked by "Lightning"

applause

This is all amazing but the last 6 lines might be the best you've ever wrote

you have no right to be this good

Missed opportunity for "You are hiding a child, let that boy come home." about Sue.

He sucks

Can you please post all the others on your YouTube as well?

This place has more frustrated artists than the Third Reich.

Poetry

ME: It’s not the wheel it’s the fawkin’ carousel I’ve been doing dis since I was 18