The time I met Opie

167  2018-08-04 by CatsWithKnives

I got roped into watching my 3-month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Gregg Hughes. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Opie, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Opie put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

14 comments

1  ghandicumia 2018-08-04

You sound like a fucking lunatic

1  CatsWithKnives 2018-08-04

Guess you forgot to laugh

1  Muted_Post-Horn 2018-08-04

The Grapefruit Shandys of Wrath

1  berserka-cawk 2018-08-04

“Tell me about the rabbits, Nana”

1  cheeznuts 2018-08-04

Thought this was gonna be a Vos post but I was disappointed.

1  dreadnaught2010 2018-08-04

Dude, you got ya copypasta and your idiots that believe it

1  CatsWithKnives 2018-08-04

Is is really that unbelievable of a story? We've all seen what the Opester is packing.

1  Youseeonlydarkness 2018-08-04

What the fuck kinda 3 month old get's their hair did, yo? They've only been on the planet for 90 days bro.

1  snargfursk 2018-08-04

I didn't read that.

1  joeythew 2018-08-04

I'm ashamed I actually read the whole thing.

1  RacksDiciprine 2018-08-04

Me too. I even did my standard vos roll check and looked over it briefly for a comedy club

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-08-04

I knew it wasn't true when Opie was reading a magazine and not his numbahsss.

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-08-04

This is fucking disrespectful to Opie. we are actually on his side now. faggot.

1  SquatToilet 2018-08-04

Bravo brotherman !

1  notadegenerate1 2018-08-04

Ticklin a niggas ribs first thing in the morning.

1  duroSIG556R 2018-08-04

LOL

1  eidnamron 2018-08-04

you did the same post about thom yorke a few days ago. you're a loser

1  CatsWithKnives 2018-08-04

Different people copy and paste this same story all over the internet you fucking idiot

1  berserka-cawk 2018-08-04

“Tell me about the rabbits, Nana”