I'm trying to crowdfund a statue of Opie's heroic underwater victory over the French. I'll need around $60,000.

44  2018-08-04 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

As always, PM me your credit card info and SSN/SIN numbers and may the light of St. Greggory shine down upon you, brothermen.

5 comments

1  throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-04

I can't pitch in. I'm too poor. Heck, my kids bring their lunch to school in cement bags.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-04

Yachting and yachting.

1  NOFX_SUCKS 2018-08-04

Maybe you could make a cartoon instead it might be cheaper

1  throwbenny 2018-08-04

Maybe if you sold your wrestling memorabilia you could afford this little pet project of yours

1  Donbwee 2018-08-04

Ha that was a good one.