Sam pretends John Cena would actually speak to him.

21  2018-08-04 by Blade_XL

16 comments

He was able to steal that mic holder gig from somebody using Sirius airtime as leverage, who was it?

Sam has enough hair for three heads but none of it is in the front. God really spited him.

He might be a surrogate scalp for cancer patients. Id prefer being bald to that

His hair looks like it hit a brick wall of baldness

John Cena is looking at him like "what the fuck is that thing"

Looks like he was waiting for Sam to bring him his drink

Cena uses metal chair to defeat mulatto hairbarrassment.

This is when Sam froze on TV.

They are clearly not chatting in the image so the joke doesn't even work

It looks like his hair is wearing a wig of even more hideous hair.

John cena is doing everything in his power to not succumb to his natural alpha instincts and drag that doofus and shove him in the nearest locker.

Cena looks genuinely concerned that he might have to talk to this baboon.

"I didn't know they made bozo wigs in that color"

Cena meets so many Make-a-Wish kids, he can’t remember which one this is.

maybe this picture will make that hideous cunt realize that when your hairline is literally a straight line from sideburn to sideburn you should get rid of it

Sam didn't have this much love in his Grinch heart even on his wedding day.