Joe Cumia bought 85 dollar Martin and Fender Chinese imitiation guitars from a facebook ad and blamed Facebook when he didn't recieve them. He gave them his credit card information and bragged about how much noney he saved on twitter.

56  2018-08-04 by CrozzCat

He then informed his long island trash friends and Ant sycophants to unload their Facebook stock, because unemployed elderly cosplayers and their friends are definitely in the stock market.

23 comments

1  GaryColeman69_69 2018-08-04

Brother Elmo would never be so reckless.

1  Randal_X2 2018-08-04

Classic self-inflicted Cumia drama.

1  Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-08-04

I wonder how much more $ he's spent on facebook ads for his cover band gigs since the last time he complained about how much he's already spent on ads.

1  JimandFred 2018-08-04

Brett Hughes only buys Instruments from local merchants because he actually has a job and wants to support other local business owners.

1  PsychopathyRed 2018-08-04

It really is a scumbag move to buy Chinese instruments as opposed to locally made

1  booger-picker 2018-08-04

Especially when u talk all that MAGA shit.

1  FloggingTheHorses 2018-08-04

Especially those pretending to be US made guitars

1  Blackmonkfish 2018-08-04

So what you’re saying is that Joe is a retard?

1  CrozzCat 2018-08-04

I'm beginning to suspect he is

1  Antmanhop 2018-08-04

Excuse me kind sir but we don't use the "r" word anymore. In its place u should use slow adult. Joe is a slow adult and as recently seen on TV he can enter contracts regardless of his racism and "non" pedophilia.

1  MSteve1232000 2018-08-04

How does Joseph “shows off how much of a gear head he is” Cumia fall into such a situation?

1  Adamg20186 2018-08-04

noney

1  CrozzCat 2018-08-04

U no what the word do cunt

1  MalevolentBum 2018-08-04

Still a better investment than a Compound Media subscription.

1  Kevtv 2018-08-04

The irony of Joe admitting to buying Facebook bumps, only to be had by a foreign agent paying for Facebook bumps to sell their shitty, counterfeit wares... it's, I dunno you fill in the blank.

1  WiretapStudios 2018-08-04

Also, bitches about how Facebook is run and tells people to sell shares, yet he still uses the platform and literally gives them money, something 99% of users don't do.

1  pfk505 2018-08-04

What an absolute fucking asshole he is.

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-08-04

What's the difference between Joe Cumia and a knockoff Chinese guitar? One is made of cheap stock, hollow inside and a child was forced to polish its nuts. The other will probably play for a bigger audience.

1  CrozzCat 2018-08-04

One plays with kids and one is played by kids.

1  Phkna1 2018-08-04

He has also persistently refused to deny the persistent pedophilia allegations that seem to follow him everywhere.

1  CrozzCat 2018-08-04

There's a dark cloud over that man, no doubt about it.

1  Phkna1 2018-08-04

He's a darkie all right.

1  Billyassman 2018-08-04

Ladies and gentlemen, behold The Gift.