Jimmy shouldn't have starved the tits off of him

Opie would have never put this twat on radio.

All bullshit aside. I need her badly, to come with me to Rich Vos on September 29th @ Funny Stop Cuyahoga Falls Ohio.

First line premise: 1) take an object. 2) put in vagina

She’s hot Amy Schumer.

This current rapture for mediocrity is another sign of the decline, and irrevocable slide, of western civilization.

I was so desperate I had to take matters into my own pussy

Dude I had to pause I was laughing too hard!

Fucking Cook is hilarious and its honestly kinda cool to hear a girl be so damn relatable.

Doctor: I can prescribe you some cream that you can put down there.

KC: It like its not a bagel...why would I wanna do that

Lmaoo I cant deal hahaha

People who like her comedy says things like “I don’t wanna adult today” and mean it.