Reminder: Opie is a rags to riches working class hero
9 2018-08-03 by AntsCurls
He was so poor growing up his abusive mother had to put his lunch in frigging CEMENT bags. Now through hard work and sheer broadcasting talent he's a frigging MILLIONAIRE.
4 comments
1 JimandFred 2018-08-03
don't forget working as a caddy in the summer for rich assholes sometimes for sixteen hours a day! Fuck, he drove a used Dodge Aspen in High School goddamnit!
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-08-03
He also overcame great tragedy. They couldn't afford a fence and their purebred Collies kept getting hit by cars, but like The Little Engine That Could, they kept buying more dogs.
1 commissarjb 2018-08-03
The American Dream personified.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-08-03
He was so poor he grew up in a 6 bedroom house.he even had to share a bedroom for a couple years.