I hate that you can't leave him like that.

Make him a blowjob slave at the witcher castle? You sick puppy

The heart wants what it wants.

ha damn.. that thing rules from the witcher

Cosplaying at being an MMA fighter...

Nice rejection by the Spartans, stupid.

One things for sure: they’re both hiding a gay elf inside their awful bodies

Jim Norton is the Ugliest Man Alive

UHM Y'KNOW I'M JUST A DISASTER WITH A CUSHY JOB I USURPED FROM A RADIO PROFESSIONAL TRYIN TO HOLD MYSELF TOGETHER ONE DAY AT A TIME.

What game

Witcher 3

Aka most overrated game of all time

"THERE'S MATURE LANGUAGE AND NUDITY! THIS ISN'T YOUR HIGHSCHOOLER'S FANTASY GAME"

Fallout 4 has better gameplay and writing than this bears of a game

You’re a fucking moron if you believe that

You're a loser who needs to validate himself by playing shitty games that are marketed to you as being "mature".

No, I'm not a gamer. I'm a scholar who enjoys the adventures of an adult themed polish fantasy adventure.

Suck my dick you pathetic neck beards.

Eew

Fantasy as in it has to have elves and shit? Shadow of Mordor.

Uh, shut up

Make me.

did you-did you just say Fallout 4 has better gameplay?! Bethesda has been using that tired old glitchy engine for over a decade. The game was a dud, even for the fans of the series.

If you played it for a month and then jumped on the hate wagon like a faggot, sure, those fans were very vocal about being emotionally weak.

Also, you're blatantly lying about the engine being used in F4 so I can't imagine anything else you have to say having any credibility.

It's the greatest open world action RPG you can get on your computer.

zeno clash?

Wurkin out, eatin' beddah.

won 'em in a game of gwent

Norton: So I started doing the Trial of the Grasses once a week. I don't plan on becoming a witcher, but I still do it just to be safe.

School of the Worm