Friendly reminder that the cake stomp was justified.

13  2018-08-03 by InnocentChrisKuhn

Homeless Andrew was a friend of the show and the Opester regularly threw him some cash, taking care of him.

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Totally justified. I have no problem with the cake stomp. Thanks for asking.

That cake looked past its best, Opie did Andrew a favour by destroying it & giving him money for real food.

Opie probably saw a moldy spot on the cake and prevented Andrew from getting sick

To be perfectly honest wit you, Ope did him a fawkin favor. It was GOOD. RADIO.

That cake was riddled with pinworms. Opster puttin' up health conscious decision making.

I have sealed documents confirming a wire transfer from Gregg Hughes to Andrew ________ (don’t want to doxx such a close friend of the show) in the amount of $500,000 in 2007. This in addition to monthly donations of no less than $5,000 ever since then.

Andrew has also contacted me to confirm he’s a close friend of the show and has been for many years. The only reason he hasn’t appeared on the show is because doing so could possibly cheapen or publicize the great generosity he’s received from Gregg “Opie” Hughes.

He should thank his lucky stars he didn't get what Chester got.

Ope was attempting to flatten the cake to make a stylish hat for said homeless man.

Gay

Opie's the destroyer of street shitters and Comedy.