He takes the women and children of his enemies as slaves. Look at Bam. He's a fucking mess.

Sad!

"Bam probably smells like throw up and Marlboro Reds." - Some dude in the youtube comments section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icckL-Vx068

There are some dim bulbs in that comment section in particular

“Bam looks haggard AF”

“haha bam haggard cky”

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2swmdt

The kid was born inheriting the looks of a hot blonde wife and the raw athletic talent of a legendary pro skater. Genetically, he's nearly perfect. And now that vessel's life will be steered by the same genius who was able to navigate a show cohosted by a geriatric pedophile piece of human garbage and a dry drunk into being one of the most successful shows of all time. That child is going to have the world.

Johnny Knoxville: Steve-O, what is best in life?

Steve-O: Snorting a worm, a pile of cocaine, alligators bitting your nipples, and vomit in your hair.

Johnny Knoxville: Wrong! Bam Jr., what is best in life?

Bam Jr.: Landing sick kickflips, not dying in Porsche crashes, and hearing the screams of pleasure as you impregnate a dimwit radio has-been's woman.

Kick flipping pussies

The guy wasn’t ever much of a legendary pro skater. He was a legendary proto-“YouTube personality” /pre-Jackass stuntman ringleader video editor, or something. The point is the skating was just the hook to give the story a base, but he was never a Geoff Rowley or Marc Johnson . Yes I really admired the guy when I was a faggy tween. But I still think he earned it, you gotta give it to the guy for carving out a massively profitable hedonistic-utopian existence until he ran out of shit to do and genes did their thing a few years back. The point is from maybe age 14-28 it was nothing but net. I’m not saying he was some genius either, just a lot of initiative and energy plus right-place-right-time, like, culturally. I refuse to end this by calling myself a faggot

Yeah dude, Bam is cool and it is a huge honor to share a wife with him. Don't know why you needed so many words to say that.

I’m a proud gay man and I will not be triggered by your fascism

Johnny Knoxville: Steve-O, what is best in life?

Steve-O: Snorting a worm, a pile of cocaine, alligators bitting your nipples, and vomit in your hair.

Johnny Knoxville: Wrong! Bam, what is best in life?

Bam: To land sick kickflips, not die in Porsche accidents, and hear the screams of pleasure from a radio dimwit's woman.

This is the peak of pro-Opie

Gregg 'Tom Myers' Hughes

At least if it was Johnny Knoxville or Pontius, it wouldn't be so bad. Those guys are really likeable. But she got with the biggest faggot member of the Jackass crew. Some crying ass, closet-queer clown. He couldn't do a stunt without crying. And he nominated himself for every stunt involving a dildo. I am not going to pretend to be a psychologist, because the morning rush at Panera is starting to come in. But Bam is just Opie with a skateboard. Women mentality, combined with being the least interesting person in his group.

Check out the empties, brothaman

And by empties, we mean the hollow and non-existing relationship between Bam and his son.

Don't forget the herpes.

Sad!

"Bam probably smells like throw up and Marlboro Reds." - Some dude in the youtube comments section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icckL-Vx068

I’m a proud gay man and I will not be triggered by your fascism