The dumbest thing about Jimmy's "addiction"
10 2018-08-02 by MalevolentBum
He replaced it with habits a million times worse.
Trading in hangovers and occasional drunk moments of embarrassment (that most people will understand since grownups know how alcohol works) for having to get tested for HIV. Nice job cleaning up your act, stupid.
1 comments
1 andycumiashow 2018-08-02
Can you imagine trusting the decisions of your 16 year old self? If I committed to being who I was in high school I would be a 30 year old die-hard wrestling fan who masturbates twice a day and stocks shelves at a grocery store.
Thankfully I am a thirty-year-old moderate wrestling fan who masturbates twice a day and makes us somewhat respectable wage. I dodged a real bullet there.