Opie is better than Jimmy & Crater Face in the following ways:
1 2018-08-02 by jaghutgathos
Okay, so Gregg is not "funnier" - big whoop. He is:
Better looking.
Smarter.
More learned.
More cultured.
Kinder.
More intellectually curious.
Most importantly - he is just a better person. I think we've all had our good bit of fun at Greggs expense over the years, but when it comes down to it, he's the dude we'd rather have as our friend, brother, or son. #facts. #teamopie #bruthaman
4 comments
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-08-02
You forgot the precious Opie seed
1 jaghutgathos 2018-08-02
Bobo has better DNA to pass on than the other two, so I thought it would go without saying.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-02
You do know that his daughter is a....
1 RolandsPube 2018-08-02
It takes a real man to kiss a woman who's lips smells like bam's cum. A real man.
1 jaghutgathos 2018-08-02
Bobo has better DNA to pass on than the other two, so I thought it would go without saying.