Jim Norton Breaking Update:
28 2018-08-02 by dixlerfix
after being served pasta last night prepared with a splash of cooking sherry he's on a med flight with iv's in both arms on the way to inpatient severe detox and rehab. program lasts 6 months so lets all hope he pulls through and makes it. poor guy, one grueling day at a time my friend.
10 comments
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-02
He pays men to shit in his mouth. He also cannot act.
1 ecuabron 2018-08-02
Oh He can act, it's just the hands he doesn't know what to do with.
1 JimandFred 2018-08-02
Artie just tweeted, I love Jim. He's a great guy. Give him the time he needs to get better.
1 Kalikhead 2018-08-02
Maybe he got lucky with the restaurant hostess giving him a second free beverage.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-02
Nah man, if he drinks two sodas then how would he ever sleep?!
1 sirlucd 2018-08-02
He hallucinated from the food poisoning. It reminded too much of mescaline man.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-08-02
Fake news. Jim definitely doesn’t eat pasta.
1 Leofan7 2018-08-02
Jim tonight: https://youtu.be/Qxokz0PpWQo
1 joeythew 2018-08-02
Cover story for him to save face once the show is canceled (fingers crossed).
1 BradyStoneheart 2018-08-02
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