I’ve interviewed @WilliamHMacy a few times. Yesterday I saw him on the subway and said, “Hi Bill” and he completely ignored me. I thought, “Fuck him. I’ll never interview him again.” He stood up and I realized he looked nothing like William H. Macy. Not even close. I’m stupid.

22  2018-08-02 by deep_legal_shit

36 comments

People like Jim, Sam, Opie and Anthony have zero business interviewing, interacting or talking about any sort of celebrities. They have no talent.

Notice he hasn't tweeted at all since then. Gay little nigga got rocked

Save your A material for your night job

Um i hope bill responded to this tweet or else he risks losing the privilege of being interviewed by jim norton

What's Princess doing on the subway? I thought his pampered ass got chauffeured or ubered everywhere.

This is why he hasn’t been a good stand up since Monster Rain. His jokes aren’t relatable, not that special was totally relatable, but he was very real on stage at that point. His last couple of specials, he comes across like a gossip Queen and a name dropper. He did a bit about Anthony’s firing as if Anthony is a house hold name.

Wasn't monster rain the special where Jimmy mentioned O and A and they stood up and waved? Yuck

Yep, and Anthony did a faggoty bow at that. I should not remember shit like that

Anth's date that night still had a mouthful of intern cum.

That shit is cringy

Yeah, he did that like every special. Also his sketches before his specials are so stupid. The last one with DeNiro, was so cringeworthy.

He gets dinero to be on his special and has him spank him. Jim is wacky.

The only people Jim’s act is relatable to are fags and sociopaths.

why do you need to relate to him so bad you fruit?

How does he have more than twice the amount of followers william h macy has?

Unless you like his work he's kind of just "that guy" in movies

But what a guy he is.

He got more recognition from this generation by starring and being amazing in Shameless

I assume it’s because Macy is a grown man and doesn’t desperately gather followers like a 28 year old gossip columnist.

Make A Wish children have more clout than Jimmy

Did I ever tell you about the time I was so drunk that I used my garage door opener as something else??

She was hungover, get it right.

Was this stolen from a Norm McDonald joke? Few replies say so.

Yup, it’s the same as Norm’s Andy Griffith joke

Yes but jim made it his own by stripping the funny from it.

I think that's called "tagging the joke" in the comedy community.

Norms meeting Matlock joke.

Colin Quinn needs to respond to this and put that morse code blinking fool in his place.

WHM owes him nothing. The man was in Boogie Nights.

"ill never interview him again". Like its his decision fucking worm.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit sockcucka! New users are able to submit posts after 3 days. If you think your post is a fair contribution to the subreddit, message the moderators for a faster approval.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

So if it was WHM and some weirdo with a maniacal facial twitch bothered him on a subway then he's a douchebag? Like he should remember the great Jim Norton?

I'm sure Mr Macy would have been devastated.

Jim "kiss the ring" Norton

Someone should really put together a list of jokes that Jim has stolen.

He later added: ." That guy was a real jerk!"