I’ve interviewed @WilliamHMacy a few times. Yesterday I saw him on the subway and said, “Hi Bill” and he completely ignored me. I thought, “Fuck him. I’ll never interview him again.” He stood up and I realized he looked nothing like William H. Macy. Not even close. I’m stupid.
22 2018-08-02 by deep_legal_shit
36 comments
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-08-02
People like Jim, Sam, Opie and Anthony have zero business interviewing, interacting or talking about any sort of celebrities. They have no talent.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-08-02
Notice he hasn't tweeted at all since then. Gay little nigga got rocked
1 TacolasCage 2018-08-02
Save your A material for your night job
1 sams_seed 2018-08-02
Um i hope bill responded to this tweet or else he risks losing the privilege of being interviewed by jim norton
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-02
What's Princess doing on the subway? I thought his pampered ass got chauffeured or ubered everywhere.
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-08-02
This is why he hasn’t been a good stand up since Monster Rain. His jokes aren’t relatable, not that special was totally relatable, but he was very real on stage at that point. His last couple of specials, he comes across like a gossip Queen and a name dropper. He did a bit about Anthony’s firing as if Anthony is a house hold name.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-02
Wasn't monster rain the special where Jimmy mentioned O and A and they stood up and waved? Yuck
1 lowend73 2018-08-02
Yep, and Anthony did a faggoty bow at that. I should not remember shit like that
1 EastSideDan 2018-08-02
Anth's date that night still had a mouthful of intern cum.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-02
That shit is cringy
1 Soriano33alfonso 2018-08-02
Yeah, he did that like every special. Also his sketches before his specials are so stupid. The last one with DeNiro, was so cringeworthy.
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-08-02
He gets dinero to be on his special and has him spank him. Jim is wacky.
1 VicDumb 2018-08-02
The only people Jim’s act is relatable to are fags and sociopaths.
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-08-02
why do you need to relate to him so bad you fruit?
1 Subeck 2018-08-02
How does he have more than twice the amount of followers william h macy has?
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-08-02
Unless you like his work he's kind of just "that guy" in movies
1 KangolVos 2018-08-02
But what a guy he is.
1 LeVampire1992 2018-08-02
He got more recognition from this generation by starring and being amazing in Shameless
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-02
I assume it’s because Macy is a grown man and doesn’t desperately gather followers like a 28 year old gossip columnist.
1 lowend73 2018-08-02
Make A Wish children have more clout than Jimmy
1 Hamburger212 2018-08-02
Did I ever tell you about the time I was so drunk that I used my garage door opener as something else??
1 Mintwa 2018-08-02
She was hungover, get it right.
1 PassProtect15 2018-08-02
Was this stolen from a Norm McDonald joke? Few replies say so.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-08-02
Yup, it’s the same as Norm’s Andy Griffith joke
1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-08-02
Yes but jim made it his own by stripping the funny from it.
1 PassProtect15 2018-08-02
I think that's called "tagging the joke" in the comedy community.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-08-02
Norms meeting Matlock joke.
1 CspiceLeReddit 2018-08-02
Colin Quinn needs to respond to this and put that morse code blinking fool in his place.
1 Adamg20186 2018-08-02
WHM owes him nothing. The man was in Boogie Nights.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-08-02
"ill never interview him again". Like its his decision fucking worm.
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1 Ghastlycretin85 2018-08-02
So if it was WHM and some weirdo with a maniacal facial twitch bothered him on a subway then he's a douchebag? Like he should remember the great Jim Norton?
1 burlapsack69 2018-08-02
I'm sure Mr Macy would have been devastated.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-08-02
Jim "kiss the ring" Norton
1 TriggeredNiggard 2018-08-02
Someone should really put together a list of jokes that Jim has stolen.
1 Hooxx4442 2018-08-02
He later added: ." That guy was a real jerk!"