Although I know that the odds of this junkie slob staying clean are almost mathematically non-existent, I find former addicts going sober to be some of the most insufferable people walking the earth. They’re like the ex-smoker lecturing someone who just lit up a Marlboro that it will be the death of them. Good for you, quitter, now Shut the fuck up and get the fuck away from me!
kind of like some worm who had a couple wine coolers when he was a teenager and spent the rest of his life as a "recovering alcoholing" constantly spouting that 12 step bullshit every time the subject of addiction comes up
"you had THREE beers last night at the party? Here's my sponsor's number, give him a call. It's obvious you're an alcoholic dude, normal people don't drink three beers at a party, that's alcoholic behavior."
Very similar to the life long meat eater who discovers organism in their 40's. Then they never shut the fuck about how eating meat is cruel and amoral.
32 comments
1 Twatsmash 2018-08-02
“You’re”
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-08-02
He really dropped the ball when stabbing himself to "death".
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-08-02
How do you fuck up suicide 3x?
"Ah gotta stab er three times?"
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-08-02
Almost like black Earl, Artie would rather go to the hospital than have to work.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-02
No comparison. Earl was a loyal employee with an outstanding attendance record.
1 DinkPinch 2018-08-02
You're not getting enough upvotes for the Pulp Fiction line. Got me good you sock cucka.
1 lowend73 2018-08-02
He had his hair in the toilet. Disgusting.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-08-02
I've said my piece Artie.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-08-02
I said my peace, artie
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-02
jeeezus is this fuckin necessary?
1 aprosbro 2018-08-02
Dont let how I've conducted my entire life fool you, I have some profound truths to share.
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-08-02
Although I know that the odds of this junkie slob staying clean are almost mathematically non-existent, I find former addicts going sober to be some of the most insufferable people walking the earth. They’re like the ex-smoker lecturing someone who just lit up a Marlboro that it will be the death of them. Good for you, quitter, now Shut the fuck up and get the fuck away from me!
1 Frequent2001 2018-08-02
kind of like some worm who had a couple wine coolers when he was a teenager and spent the rest of his life as a "recovering alcoholing" constantly spouting that 12 step bullshit every time the subject of addiction comes up
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-08-02
No man would do that - keep your hypothetical scenarios realistic, please.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-08-02
"I can't have fun without ruining my life, which means anyone who does drugs is just as shitty at doing drugs as I am!"
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-02
"you had THREE beers last night at the party? Here's my sponsor's number, give him a call. It's obvious you're an alcoholic dude, normal people don't drink three beers at a party, that's alcoholic behavior."
1 LarryKleist711 2018-08-02
Very similar to the life long meat eater who discovers organism in their 40's. Then they never shut the fuck about how eating meat is cruel and amoral.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-08-02
Linda is a fucking mutant.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-08-02
He seemed pretty zooted on that Dopey podcast last week.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-08-02
hell yea! dopey nation. he was zooted.
1 Magicmetalknight 2018-08-02
So who's the friend and brother
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-08-02
Apparantly, you're
1 ShutYourCakeHorn 2018-08-02
What a needy cunt.
1 Frequent2001 2018-08-02
all those people who are tweeting him shit like "WE LUV U BROTHER, DON'T GIVE UP, ONE DAY AT A TIME" are the worst.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-08-02
Gosh I sure fuck up a lot! Hope every one still loves me!
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-08-02
Maybe he could try writing a few new jokes, as his "I have a drug problem" act is pretty well played-out at this point.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-08-02
Don't forget to watch my book and read Crashing.
1 TheElDan 2018-08-02
This reads like an unironic CQ tweet.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-08-02
Still looking for attention, Artie? How much would you like?
1 Billyassman 2018-08-02
Grow ups slub.
1 joeythew 2018-08-02
He sounds depressed.
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-08-02
MFW Artie hate