Jim hasn't shown up for work

43  2018-08-02 by Dennyislife

He's done it. Opie has made him relapse.

16 comments

Hahahahahahahahaha

He left the show in the 3rd hour yesterday abruptly. Either one of his parents (that he hasn’t talked to in a year) died or the dick swinging Viking Princess texted him back.

The proportions of the two are so off. Jimmy must attempt chin ups on that Viking dick

His parents pray for the sweet release of death.

Bravo. Sniff.

Hopefully he pulled a Bourdain. And I don’t mean go to South East Asia to talk to the locals and eat.

ho lee shit haha

Eat what? Mustard and eggs?

Jim will never kill himself, because that would actually be interesting.

And honorable

Baby boy is such a worm.

I hope he did something stupid

really? nobody has mentioned it yet

you need to lapse before you can relapse

Lil jimmy will prolapse, then relapse.

if true opster shall rise from the ashes

he's laying face-down in a pool of his own cum

ho lee shit haha

Eat what? Mustard and eggs?

Jim will never kill himself, because that would actually be interesting.