Delete this embarrassment faggot most of us are unemployed drug addicts and this attempt to connect is pathetic. I hope your mother is killed in a assault/robbery

He's not attempting to connect. He was attempting to try out the same level of comedy skills he put into his account name and flair tag.

"I bet people see my account name and the flair punchline and think I'm really an authority here"

Your last sentence hoping for a painful death of his mother I can stand behind

I fix broken cell phone screens mostly. get to listen to the boys all day and get paid for it!

how much for replacing my busted Samsung S8 front+back glass?

Ah herro ferrow Ahmerikan.

I giv brest price. You giv ah monie detail in messege now.

I’m a professional troll.

I'm a podcaster, former radio host, been doing this shit since I was 18

late 20s whuay

assistant to the assistant manager, waiting on another possible promotion

I shoot cars at the long term parking. Not glamorous but you get to see the world

I'm Q on 4chan

I blow men for cigarette butts and apple juice.

Laborer, nigga

I work for the police department, I used to be in the small crimes division but I recently got transferred to vice, my current assignment is staking out this schizo mulatto chick with no tits and horrendous hair. Neighbors say she's on and off her meds all the time and they worry about her kids. Following this bitch around to find out if she's an unfit parent or not is a serious pain in the ass.

I just fuck random Tinder women to ignore the fact that my life is empty and no one will ever love me.

Oh, you meant employment?

Assembly Line Press Operator

It's as fun as it sounds

I play piano in a brothel.

I collect scrap metal and run the world's largest REO Speedwagon blog. Why do you ask?

Crazy good government job with excessively high pay and a lot of downtime to read you gentlemans comments!

I deliver bread and run cocaine for Panera

I work in the kitchen at panera bread they don't want me interacting with customers

ive never been to Panera, always thought it was health food! what is good?

Nothing! The sandwiches are tiny!

lead fry at chick-fil-a. i wish i was joking.

you should be proud. best chicken nugs and dipping sauces ive ever had!

thank you. I actually do take pride in my work. The franchise owner and corporate created a nice health plan that lets us get addiction treatment for free and we all make 16 bucks an hour plus the benefits.

You're not a fucking secret service agent you guard a parking garage

Don't misgender me!