If Jim Norton was Emperor of the World what edicts would he put into law??

1  2018-08-01 by revt1

..Apart from state-enforced homosexuality??

Over a decade of yapping for a loving and I still have no idea what this jelly-spined amoeba stands for!

9 comments

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-08-01

Mandatory sexual orientation surgeries and he would probably ask every male for a large urine,stool, and feces sample so he could taste it to make sure everyone is healthy

1  Subeck 2018-08-01

No small smoothies allowed and only down pillows allowed

1  SpitItoutSocrates 2018-08-01

He'd tell you to go back to askreddit, geek.

1  PissyEyedFaggot 2018-08-01

HA HA HA, HO LEE SHIT

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-08-01

Some charismatic individual would talk their way into handling all the responsibilities while Norton sits in a silk robe having his cock edged 24/7 by a harem.

1  shimshammcgraw 2018-08-01

Or a harHim, right gang?

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-08-01

Nice hypotheticals, stupid!

1  FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-01

We would be invaded and conquered by Mars due to Jim's wishy-washy, effeminate style of leadership.

1  jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-08-01

edict to his mouth and ass. edicts for everyone.