I am baffled by really vain ugly people. What do you think this Syrian basket weaver sees when he looks in the mirror?

61  2018-08-01 by wannabuyaghost

31 comments

Shame

Sorrow and pity

A bunch of pubes scotch-taped to a bald man's head.

And he waxes his chest.

Wait wait hold on hold on. I haven't seen this picture before. Is this from when Sue took a picture in the same bathroom?

Yup. The Sue Lightning bathroom indeed.

I love how Ant exclaimed it was a different bathroom, as if that was an excuse for them being in the same hotel.

Pure coincidence that a platonic friend who visited my house, held my guns and sent me love tweets took a selfie from a bathroom in my favorite hotel.

It's where she fed Nana.

All of these fucking faggots take way too many selfies.

he's got that sexy unkempt "I just woke up like this" look. I could easily see him being the bad boy in a One Direction type boy band, and all the young girls screaming when he comes on stage with his I-don't-give-a-shit bedhead and toned physique. The best part is the somewhat cocky smirk though. It's like he's saying "we both know you want me but I don't really care either way". Honestly I laughed the first time he claimed that a lot of girls have said they found him sexy, but after seeing this pic, I think I'm starting to come around.

"I don't know what a Berber is..."

He probably thinks he's got a unique face like Vincent Cassel that's only attractive because of how masculine his aura is.

Hey Vern!

That is literally hair from his ass crack on top of his head

"Center part and brush it straight and I'll look like Moe Howard..."

Add the goatee and he'd look like 'funny Ant' again.

Syrians are actually quite attractive, I don't know what race this loser is.

He sees dolph lundgren in his prime when he looks in the mirror

This dude who used to be my friend is an ugly bald fat linebacker lookin' ass dude who went trans and now legit has a Twitter porn account and posts himself doing horrendously gross shit with disgusting makeup on and I don't think it's as delusionally narcissistic.

Post pictures of the train wreck

I genuinely don't understand the trans thing.

Being a Woman would be exceptionally worse in every way possible. Especially being an ugly Woman who looks and sounds like a man.

Now, a Woman wanting to be a man makes sense, but that's far less common.

An overgrown rats nest on his head made up of public hair.

Grandma your weave is looking nappy.

Bad Lieutenant

He wishes he was 14 so bad.

Still counts as statutory rape if theyre both underage

I see beautiful teeth inside my head.

I can see how woman have called him sexy

Is this the same hotel room where he smashed Sue Lightning?

Taken on his last night at a Moscow hotel room where Ahmed indulged himself with postitutes and alcohol. For come the morning, he would strap on an explosive vest and calmly walk through an outdoor market. The resulting explosion could be heard for miles. It is feared hundreds may be killed or seriously maimed.

Those hair plugs was good money spent.

He sees someone who has less than 25 years to live.