do as little as possible but show up on time.

Buckets are the same thing as toilets. In respect to work ethic, less is more so kick your feet up and enjoy the sunshine

Carry around two 7up bottles and fill one with alcohol and use the other as a piss jug. No one will know.

If a guy named Richard offers to blow you in a tree fort say yes

Child of the eighties.

If you have the opportunity to take photos of black women late at night jump on it

I always found it odd that nana pretended to be a germaphobe. A guy who lived in a car and shit in buckets suddenly worries about kid boogers? It’s almost as if he listened to stern and developed this affliction from radio waves.

PrEP is a lifelong lifestyle choice, share it with your life partner or conga line.