You snivelling faggots won't get it, but this is best ridiculed by referencing Jay Sherman's schedule on The Critic:

'We should go to lunch'

'Let me see if I can fit you in.' checks schedule

'MONDAY: MANIC, TUESDAY: DEPRESSIVE, WEDNESDAY: MANIC, THURSDAY: DEPRESSIVE, FRIDAY: MANIC, SATURDAY: DEPRESSIVE, SUNDAY: MANIC'

Imagine spending 2 and a half hours a day for the rest of your life using dildos to keep a wound from healing

Complete fucking insanity