Using a fake Hendrix Strat to cover a Hendrix song has to be considered hack in band circles. I’ve never understood why a right hander would want that flipped headstock, it’s essentially cosplay.
"Full Service Entertainment" In addition to terrible and cringy covers of classic songs, Joe will provide you with the "Girlfriend Experience" and let you bareback him at a discounted price.
This is the perfect example of the saying "high school never ends". Here is a guy in his what, 50's? 60's? still trying to live out the fantasy that he never grew up from of getting up on stage and being a "rock star", hoping that somewhere, that one ex-girlfriend or ex-wife that broke his heart will see this and think, 'oh, wow, he looks so awesome. why did I ever leave him?'
This what happens when someone falls in to a state of arrested development in their 20's-30's, not pursuing past the adolescent day dreams of standing on a stage in front of all your friends, rocking out to songs that you think make you look cool. Never pursuing a meaningful career, never transcending your own self-centered desires to becoming more of service to others: just mulching through shitty covers of old rock songs, chewing fucking gum while singing, again, just because you think it makes you look cool.
I wanted to reply about how much this sucked and how horrible it was, but it’s way weirder than that
They are playing the right notes, at the right times, and he’s singing the right words and the right pitch, and the drums are hitting at the right times, but it sounds dead
There is literally no life or soul behind anything happening here. It’s like a xerox machine spitting out copies, or an android attempting to appear human
Nothing about this is exciting or fun, it’s just the right notes at the right time
It’s because he’s so focused on playing exactly the same notes Hendrix did that it’s completely robotic and lifeless. He’s also slightly behind the beat during half of his solos because it isn’t coming from anywhere natural and he isn’t good enough to play it as if it is. His awful voice is slightly better for Hendrix covers but he still has no business singing covers on stage. Also his professional name is “Brother Joe” - what a fucking loser.
17 comments
1 BeerCanThick 2018-07-31
Man, Joe is really smoking on that ninety dollar Chinese guitar. Its not the tool, its the craftsman.
1 thewordthewho 2018-07-31
Using a fake Hendrix Strat to cover a Hendrix song has to be considered hack in band circles. I’ve never understood why a right hander would want that flipped headstock, it’s essentially cosplay.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-07-31
"Full Service Entertainment" In addition to terrible and cringy covers of classic songs, Joe will provide you with the "Girlfriend Experience" and let you bareback him at a discounted price.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-07-31
Damn, I do enjoy a good GFE.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-31
When is a timebomb, hair-trigger Hulk veteran going to remove that Stolen Valor hat from Joe's penis-shaped head?
1 PhilipMarma 2018-07-31
Stolen valor and stolen pallor, the man is a disgrace.
1 SuperToes845 2018-07-31
Ugh. You just gave his video some extra clicks. Now he thinks he's more popular than he is. Just post a screenshot please.
1 bozo_merkin 2018-07-31
They're all fake. He sounds fucking awful. He's playing through some portable pocket trash plugged into the soundboard.
He's good at singing like that though.
1 Johnathan_Bgldy 2018-07-31
This is the perfect example of the saying "high school never ends". Here is a guy in his what, 50's? 60's? still trying to live out the fantasy that he never grew up from of getting up on stage and being a "rock star", hoping that somewhere, that one ex-girlfriend or ex-wife that broke his heart will see this and think, 'oh, wow, he looks so awesome. why did I ever leave him?' This what happens when someone falls in to a state of arrested development in their 20's-30's, not pursuing past the adolescent day dreams of standing on a stage in front of all your friends, rocking out to songs that you think make you look cool. Never pursuing a meaningful career, never transcending your own self-centered desires to becoming more of service to others: just mulching through shitty covers of old rock songs, chewing fucking gum while singing, again, just because you think it makes you look cool.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-07-31
The allowance from Anthony enabled this.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-07-31
Deep... In Sues ass
1 246h8 2018-07-31
Holy shit the brutal smash cut edit at 2:25 is just embarrassing.
He is just abysmally bad.
1 Fredrock26 2018-07-31
35 seconds in , who the fuck says confusion like that?
1 INGSOCIALITE 2018-07-31
I wanted to reply about how much this sucked and how horrible it was, but it’s way weirder than that
They are playing the right notes, at the right times, and he’s singing the right words and the right pitch, and the drums are hitting at the right times, but it sounds dead
There is literally no life or soul behind anything happening here. It’s like a xerox machine spitting out copies, or an android attempting to appear human
Nothing about this is exciting or fun, it’s just the right notes at the right time
Joe seriously sucks
1 Twatsmash 2018-07-31
It’s because he’s so focused on playing exactly the same notes Hendrix did that it’s completely robotic and lifeless. He’s also slightly behind the beat during half of his solos because it isn’t coming from anywhere natural and he isn’t good enough to play it as if it is. His awful voice is slightly better for Hendrix covers but he still has no business singing covers on stage. Also his professional name is “Brother Joe” - what a fucking loser.
1 standardcritter 2018-07-31
theres overdubbed acoustic guitar strumming jankily, poorly recorded and flatly strummed by a gay autist with low energy.
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-07-31
So dawns husband plays in his band?
1 mattmull 2018-07-31
I think the bassist is fucking his sister
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-07-31
every fucking concert ive been to does this
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-07-31
Ew, he points to his gift shop hat at the beginning. Anyway we can get Joe's dd214?