The Fab Four

168  2018-07-31 by ShutYourCakeHorn

57 comments

Is that fucking Scorch?

YEY-YAH!! Now he's got a bald knob knowwhatimean?

PFT - pretty frosted tips

That's the end of the Vito Carlucci era

Nigga had an 8-head

Yes yes it's me.

omg aren't you that guy on the radio!?

No, I'm in my apartment

Bigger than Jesus

Needs bawby and doctor steve

Bobby can get on that list when he stops with that "As comics..." bullshit.

and loses about 120 lbs

What does divorcing Dawn have to do with this?

Good one uncle u/i_saw_nothing

You sound like a typical fucking civilian.

Fuck Bobby. Not even close to the same tier.

You honestly put Scorch and Denny above fucking Bobby?!

Yes.

Why?

Scorch and Denny are always unabashedly themselves and that's what makes him great. Bobby is almost as cloying and needy as Norton and his comedy is not funny.

Glad to have cleared that all up for you.

Nothing says being yourself like dyeing your hair blonde and getting a bunch of facial piercings. Scorch is a douche.

Got me there I suppose. But that's part of Scorch's charm. Like Vos's tattoos and terrible clothes, it's just a misguided attempt to look cool and relevant, not cover up who he is.

Scorch being forever full of shit and desperate to be hip is more honest than Bobby's put-on "senior emeritus of comedy" B.S. if that makes sense.

You fat mustache cunt

I have none of those things.

In fact, I'd put pre-gofundme/compound era Bobo as the 4th horseman ahead of Vos had he not gone downhill. That would have been a flawless 4.

fuck bobby and his elder statesman of comedy "oh my god why am I here this is ridiculous" shtick

I really like Bobby. He's a genuinely funny and kind dude.

At the same time, he frustrates the shit out of me. He LOVES his son and wants to be the father he never had...

Well, newsflash Bobby: you won't be around much longer if you don't lose weight. You preach often on your podcast (which is annoying, you aren't particularly intelligent) about shit that is glaringly obvious. Yet, you talk about your obesity like it's just soooo hard and difficult to work on. Fair enough. So what steps are you taking? What plan? Diet...no? Exercise...? Any effort whatsoever?

I think Bobby is one of the few likeable comics in the o&a universe. So it's aggravating to literally watch a man slowly abandon his wife and child.

And can any comics just fucking say that to him? Every comic on his podcast (not just the open-micers, even his close friends) make no comment to be like, "dude, you need to make a change now." Instead they "ohhh" & "awww" as Bobby talking about his BBQ or restaurants on the road.

Anyhoo...I love Bob. I want him to get healthy.

I get that Scorch is, Scorch. And he's good. Pretty fucking good.

But u/drsteve103 is more than pretty fucking good. He's great.

And this homage was great. If I wasnt so lazy, I'd reconstruct this like the Vibe cover of Death Row - a la Suge, Dre, Snoop, & Tupac.

But Scorch needs to go - and Dr. Steve needs to be swapped out.

HOW DARE YOU SIR! If any of those needs to be swapped out for Dr Steve it's Colin.

How dare you! Col is a doll.

Colin needs to stop being such a pretentious old man if he wants to climb back up the power rankings.

That’s what’s wrong with you kids nowadays. Wouldn’t know respect if it fucked your mother. Damn shame.

You don't speak ill of the fine irish warrior Poet Collin in this house boyiu.

What is so special about dr steve?

Fuck Dr Steve. This isn't the list of the nicest people. Nobody was entertained by him talking about fluid weeping off the liver. These are the 4 baddest entertainers on the planet.

Dr Steve needs to finally cut ties with Cumia. When he only accepts calls from Stern he can be on the list.

That's a very old photo of SCORCH.

Ant needs to take a page from Scorch's book of aging gracefully-er.

Douche or Dressing....

Where is Fez?

Somewhere in the Tampa Bay area, getting his ass eaten by a lithe Central American houseboy.

Good... good for him

He's our Pete Best

My favorite Anthony moment was during the grape incident.

Opie: leave it alone, leave it alone

Anthony: slams headphones on table "Leave it the FUCK alone.'

They’ll be bigger than U.S. Steel.

Reardon Metal.

“When I find myself in times of trouble Lady Di comes to me”

Denny has that "I just jacked off wearing my daughter's panties!" face.

We need Mr. P in there too

Patrice is the Billy Preston of the group.

Way over Vos.

The Piss Lord is there

a lot of problems with that record.

Whoever is suggesting bobby- kill yourself

Bobby is a good dude

These guys are the Fab 4 because they are themselves on and off air and haven't changed their personality or beliefs to attract different audiences (Jim and Ant, you pieces of shit)

The still-alive OnA dream team