Why does Von insist on squeezing herself into too small pants?

10  2018-07-31 by sams_seed

42 comments

/u/sams-seed, comment?

This my thread, stupid

Wow, I'm retarded. If I had to guess it makes her body look more shapely and her butt look bigger.

More shapely than what?? An ox? If that's what she's going for he needs a corset to get that gunt under control

I don't participate in body shaming. But for real why else would chicks sniff wear tight clothes?

So they can brag about wearing the same size they wore in high school even though they can't breathe

Having a size 0 and 00 is so stupid. They should make girl sizes like they do mean waist sizes by inches. Oh yeah, girls are stupid and saying they're a size 1 placates them even though they're fat, disgusting slobs.

Short bitches are the worst at this. Being small doesn't count because they're not real people, then they wanna brag about wearing petite sizes. Dumb fucks.

Arent u the size of an oompa loompa?

You're confusing me with joe rogan

You don't think 1992 was an excellent year for women's fashion?

dumb ho

I’d still bang her. I don’t have standards. I like you colored girls.

How you gonna get those pants off?

Teamwork.

With my teeth.

Scissors

Mad 'cause her hips and ass look good post-baby. At least in clothes

Her kid is a teenager and she looks like she just gave birth

I watches 25th Hour the other day. Is Von the chick carrying a bottle of champagne down the stairs in the club as Philip Seymour Hoffman gets ready to go upstairs and make a move on his student?

Work that phat ass, ho.

I'd like to jizz in her hair.

Because her ass is fat as shit, duh

Bitch thick

"laugh out loud" what after you failed to carry on your dead boyfriend's legacy you fucking sheboon?

Nice gunt, stupid.

bitch breath smell like mini burgers

Jim would say she's great and not a hack. Bill would say she's stand up funny. Ant would say she's hilarious. Patrice would not.

would of thought she could afford tailored clothes after she stole everyone’s money...

The internal misogyny expressed by women attacking and insulting other women needs to be addressed.

Or she could just go ahead and buy size 16 then we wouldnt have a problem

Or you could stop fat-shaming ladies with lighter skin and better hair and better cope with the fact your own physique has been ravaged by the malnourishment only Section 8 can provide. <3

ummm you're the one calling a curvy woc fat not once did i use that word so don't accuse me of fat shaming. if you slathered my face in some NC35 and shined bright lights on me i'd be just as white. and you realize her hair is yarn, right?

"Don't accuse me of fat-shaming in the fat-shaming thread that I started."

Ant was right, you really aren't people. <3

I insist on it. I love a fat bitch who just lays there and lets you destroy her.

Does the imprint of her waistband bisecting her sloppy gunt hours after the pants come off get you hard?

Yes, it does actually. Because it shows she actually put effort into being a complete pig wrapped in a tight bun.

Now the fact that you black women always have thorax midsections with protruding belly buttons is one thing, but don't go ruining my time because I like a lady who is too out of shape to fight back.

We get it. You're threatened by much more attractive women. You can stop making these terrible posts now.

Threatened by that button flying off her pants and poking my eye out maybe

because that's how you pickup a late round draft pick.

It's not the ass I have problem with .it's that sloppy sweat collecting pouch on top of her cunt that grosses me out

we call that the honeypit

I don't kbow but I don't mind it

That's the bit.