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"Gee, I dunno, Jerry. Maybe I'd get him hooked on adderall, xanax, and fentanyl and watch him die in his sleep." laughs maniacally while Jerry silently stares straight ahead
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1 Opprobriousness 2018-07-31
Honestly, it's not even funny anymore. He actually murdered his wife and he wants to get caught.
1 masao50025 2018-07-31
He fantasizes about getting sodomized in the prison shower rooms every day of the week.
1 RahShieWoo 2018-07-31
https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/01/18/jerry-seinfeld-what-you-want-in-a-pancake-is-to-have-the-consistency-of-young-human-flesh/
1 itsnotpiss 2018-07-31
"So, Patton, how would you kill Superman?"
"Gee, I dunno, Jerry. Maybe I'd get him hooked on adderall, xanax, and fentanyl and watch him die in his sleep." laughs maniacally while Jerry silently stares straight ahead
1 late_50s_why 2018-07-31
What about wine and pillow
1 PowerfulSir 2018-07-31
Jerry: "Right..."
1 HashtonKutcher 2018-07-31
This episode is actually from January 2014 and his wife died in April 2016. So he'd clearly been planning the murder for some time.
1 PattonOswaltKills 2018-07-31
What's so crazy about that?
1 Reaktif 2018-07-31
He can’t keep getting away with this!!!
1 Suibu 2018-07-31
He can’t keep getting away with this!
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-07-31
Is Superman a moridly opese drug addict with sleep apnea? If so I have a recipe.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-31
why are these threads being deleted? u/thetoolman comment?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-07-31
Read between the lines,
Super M I C H E L L E M A C N A M A R A
1 late_50s_why 2018-07-31
What about wine and pillow
1 PowerfulSir 2018-07-31
Jerry: "Right..."