Aren't most cowboys gay? Maybe Joe Sr. had those tendencies but he couldn't explore them back in 1970s Long Island. So he goes all the way across the country to play cowboy and spend his nights on the trail in the company of men. It's the only way to explain it.
He also used to write bad rent checks, jump the meter because he couldn't afford electricity, use gas lanterns when he couldn't jump the meter, move his family out in the middle of the night to avoid rent-chasing landlords and drunk-drive with his kids in the car.
It's a good thing for them that Visio sound bars didn't exist back then.
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1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2018-07-30
His son was wearing women’s shoes, playing with dolls and giving fashion tips to his mother. And then there’s Joe. Stupid ass Joe.
I don’t think we can really judge him for trying to make men out his ‘sons’.
#ParentPromise
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-07-30
Aren't most cowboys gay? Maybe Joe Sr. had those tendencies but he couldn't explore them back in 1970s Long Island. So he goes all the way across the country to play cowboy and spend his nights on the trail in the company of men. It's the only way to explain it.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-30
Cowboys aren't gay, "Cowboys" are gayer than christmas.
1 djblaze666 2018-07-30
Gayer than cum in a moustache.
1 aprosbro 2018-07-30
Just one more thing Cumia's do and unironically criticize blacks for.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2018-07-30
He left his kids with more reason to be proud of their father than poor Joe Cumia's is daughter.
1 BP-47 2018-07-30
I sure hope he wasn't getting fucked in a tent most nights.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-07-30
...To play Brokeback Mountain... bareback, folks.
1 I-am-Gizmoduck 2018-07-30
He also used to write bad rent checks, jump the meter because he couldn't afford electricity, use gas lanterns when he couldn't jump the meter, move his family out in the middle of the night to avoid rent-chasing landlords and drunk-drive with his kids in the car.
It's a good thing for them that Visio sound bars didn't exist back then.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-07-30
Leaving your family and moving across country to be Anthony’s side kick might be more sad
1 Billyassman 2018-07-30
I liked the move.