This guy is besmirching the good name of all Christopher Kuhn's out there

6  2018-07-30 by Dennyislife

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The real Kuhn would have stolen the 7 up bottle or speakers of equal value.

The Kuhns hail from a proud รค long standing tradition of toddlercide and domestic abuse. Kuhn the 2nd first of his name also called the child slayer drowned his first born in the river of thames when trying to outrun the Queens forces after stealing a tophat from Borough Market in London circa 1856. There have been reports that Kuhns fought in the American civil war and used to throw out their children from wagons to lure away union forces after a bag of smoked ham went missing.