I own one from stalking my ex girlfriend. I gave up stalking immediately though, when I realized I waa happy where I was in life and so was she. So I used the account to save all my terrible jokes. I assume it still exists but I haven't logged in or cared about it for many years. But if someone steals one of my jokes I WILL BECOME ENGORGED WITH ANGER so that's why I neber deleted it: so I could have proof against imaginary joke thieves that never materialized. Also my jokes were very bad.
She was a bit dumpy but her sexual practices were permissive and her stance on hallucinogens was favorable. At the time, that was enough for me. That and her blue hair.
Fun fact: my mom took me to Fantastic Sam's when I was a young lovely, certainly non-greasy young boy of perhaps 13 when Vanessa met ME and we talked fir 8 minutes and then SHE gave ME her number IN FRONT OF my mom. From that day forward my Mom always knew I fucked, Nico.
For the record I want you to know that you made your mom really wet when she saw you effortlessly mack some young little snatch. It's an ego thing for women. They created you so they think they're powerful for your accomplishments.
My jokes are still there, forever. I wonder if you little mugs want a taste? Just a lil taste tho.
"This fart was only a test of the Emergency Response System. Had this been a real emergency, that fart would have been followed by some shit."
"What's the difference between a college chick and a high school chick? I don't know, but the cops are real mad."
"Last Night at 2:13am, Forrest Whitaker's eye and Tina Fey's mouth met in secrecy, to plot their secret plots."
A Christmastime joke: "BREAKING NEWS: Grandpa found guilty of 1st degree murder; Reindeer exonerated on all charges. Grandma's body dredged up from river."
And finally "If you're selling Gucci products in a radio ad, be careful how you pronounce Gucci. It's a nice purse, but I would have preferred a vagina."
I actually originally got a Twitter to follow everyone from the show. I thought it would make their Twitter segments more entertaining. I unfollowed everyone except Jimmy and kept my account just to follow CQ for tour dates
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1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
I own one from stalking my ex girlfriend. I gave up stalking immediately though, when I realized I waa happy where I was in life and so was she. So I used the account to save all my terrible jokes. I assume it still exists but I haven't logged in or cared about it for many years. But if someone steals one of my jokes I WILL BECOME ENGORGED WITH ANGER so that's why I neber deleted it: so I could have proof against imaginary joke thieves that never materialized. Also my jokes were very bad.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-07-30
How hot was your ex? Additionally: can you post some of her nudes?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
She was a bit dumpy but her sexual practices were permissive and her stance on hallucinogens was favorable. At the time, that was enough for me. That and her blue hair.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-07-30
Nevermind
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
I used to have 3 different blue haired girls I was stringing along. This was the 90's. Don't judge me.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-07-30
Did ya?
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-07-30
sure it wasnt the 80s papa smurf?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
It can be both
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
Yes. That I did. Erin, Vanessa, and Kristal.
Fun fact: my mom took me to Fantastic Sam's when I was a young lovely, certainly non-greasy young boy of perhaps 13 when Vanessa met ME and we talked fir 8 minutes and then SHE gave ME her number IN FRONT OF my mom. From that day forward my Mom always knew I fucked, Nico.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-30
For the record I want you to know that you made your mom really wet when she saw you effortlessly mack some young little snatch. It's an ego thing for women. They created you so they think they're powerful for your accomplishments.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-07-30
Say "young" again, Joe Cumia capitalizing motherfucka
1 SibHashian13 2018-07-30
How did you stalk a blue haired girl on twitter in the 90's?
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2018-07-30
Larry over here
1 Goblinda_Miller 2018-07-30
u/theronin_23 comment?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
My jokes are still there, forever. I wonder if you little mugs want a taste? Just a lil taste tho.
"This fart was only a test of the Emergency Response System. Had this been a real emergency, that fart would have been followed by some shit."
"What's the difference between a college chick and a high school chick? I don't know, but the cops are real mad."
"Last Night at 2:13am, Forrest Whitaker's eye and Tina Fey's mouth met in secrecy, to plot their secret plots."
A Christmastime joke: "BREAKING NEWS: Grandpa found guilty of 1st degree murder; Reindeer exonerated on all charges. Grandma's body dredged up from river."
And finally "If you're selling Gucci products in a radio ad, be careful how you pronounce Gucci. It's a nice purse, but I would have preferred a vagina."
More PURE GOLD is available here, for your doxxing pleasure: https://mobile.twitter.com/GhostFromThePst
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-07-30
theres a person - theres a person stranded!
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
I was only river nappin
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-07-30
The first two were ok.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-07-30
What the fuck is wrong with you
1 HandsomeMyles 2018-07-30
that high school/college joke has already gotten two laughs from coworkers 👍🏼
1 shotgun_facelift7 2018-07-30
Sounds like Jim. You get piss in your mouth as a kid?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
Only consensual piss
1 thats-the-bit 2018-07-30
Did she have decent beefers?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
"I thought I liked broccoli and carrots, but it turns out my tongue and ranch dressing have been embroiling me in a vast conspiracy."
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
"You know that frustrated, angry feeling you get when the internet slow down a lot? That's how The Flash feels all day, everyday."
1 tutoredzeus 2018-07-30
Is this a Seanbaby reference?
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
Not deliberately but I do love me some Seanbaby. I probly stole it like a New Jersey Worm.
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
Alot of these have been in jest but here's something VERY serious and heartfelt that I think still holds up today:
"When I was a kid fucking around at parties, it was all drunk bitches dancing. Now, it's all drunk bitches on their phone standing still."
That's given us all alot to think about.
1 pm_me_ur_guinea_pigs 2018-07-30
Nice alot, faggot
1 thrillated 2018-07-30
You're a deep thinker, aren't you?
1 ncervo 2018-07-30
I actually originally got a Twitter to follow everyone from the show. I thought it would make their Twitter segments more entertaining. I unfollowed everyone except Jimmy and kept my account just to follow CQ for tour dates
1 PissyEyedFaggot 2018-07-30
Yer gonna love this:
"My cat doesn't understand that we lay VERTICALLY on the mattress, not HORIZONALLY COCKBLOCKING ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO RELAX #FuckinCatsMan"
See, because he's nearly dead of heart problems in the current day. Tssss.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-07-30
I used to have one for fucking with Kelsey Cook about garage door openers until she blocked me.
1 thrillated 2018-07-30
She tried to press her garage door opener but accidentally pressed the block button.
1 ShapeOfPunk2Come 2018-07-30
What a controversial take
1 DildoRenter 2018-07-30
I do, and that's why I do.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2018-07-30
nah trolling an old shitty radio host is pretty pathetic too
1 Sicboy69 2018-07-30
Yes because having a Reddit account is much less pathetic.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-07-30
but if you do only use twitter to harass a washed up nobody shock jock, then you must be cool AF.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-30
I was sent to obscurity by both Cumias :(
1 mb0087 2018-07-30
Twitter is good for 2 things, self-promotion and getting fired from your job.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-30
no no, for that reason too
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-07-30
Al roker called me a douchebag once. There's no better method for harassing celebrities IMO
1 thrillated 2018-07-30
She tried to press her garage door opener but accidentally pressed the block button.