Wow! Did he read Permanently Suspended too?!

He read it out loud to children as they fell asleep.

He looks like a thawed ham

It’s weird that the local news opted to use two different fonts for their two bullet points.

Besides that, it checks out.

My local news does it all the time to show which line is more important.

Hey, this is great iced tea.

But seriously think about it this way, the most important piece of information to get out to the public is this dangerous man's picture then why he is a threat to the community at large but it wouldn't make sense to put his name below the conviction because it would seem that child molesting was convicted of being Joe Cumia. Hence the news is able to keep everything in a logical order while putting the most important information at the forefront.

Check out the big brain on schorts

Fontasia? I was at her window at the DMV today, she renewed my license.

Two different fonts means he's very dangerous

That's horrifying. Thanks for the heads up

Lmao

I just passed through Macclenny. Weird. Also, joes a diddler

SPIT IN MY MOUTH

Slumber alert

clearly fake, TV taught me that he is NOT a pedo.

I'd always had my suspicions about Joe Cumia and now I know they were correct.