Rise Again: Disgraced Former Shock Jock Makes Triumphant Return as Fans Swarm Signings of New Smash Hit Autobiography, "Permanently Suspended"

69  2018-07-29 by MalevolentBum

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Why are brown people always raising their hands and yelling?

There's a concept of 'holy rage' in Islamic countries; losing your mind and yelling/spazzing out is seen as a sign of strength rather than weakness in that sort of culture. Every Arab I have ever met has had the emotional liability of a 5 year old and they are proud of this sort of behavior.

Like people in Baptist churches being "filled with the holy spirit" and dancing and moving and praising God? Except the Baptists don't then strap a bomb to their body and run into a Krispy Kreme.

Yeah Baptist churches are a lot like Mosques; just less body parts, nail fragments & the smell of hummus

Unlike italians...

As ari refers to them “garbage people”

In fact exactly like Italians, my biological deadbeat estranged father is a Dego (Southern Italy) & my Mum was British; all stereotypes about Italians are true especially overbearing mothers and weird mum/son relationships; spaghetti eating all day and fucking exploding like a toddler about everything. My 90 yr old Italian grandfather-in-law (or some shit like that) flipped a poker table during a game during a game with his senile friends, they were all mad as hell and yelling at each other. Wops make good food; homecooked lasagne and shit with pork or red suace with veal & pork is tremendous, best food in the world. They are savages with almost no grace/class and are one tier above Moroccans/arabs imo

Nice blog post, fam.

Hey, those aren’t fans. Those are Cumias. Way to fill out the crowd with your family, stupid.